{"id":1581,"date":"2013-11-22T22:00:40","date_gmt":"2013-11-22T22:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2013-11-23T08:41:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T08:41:51","slug":"clanok-o-toalete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/clanok-o-toalete\/","title":{"rendered":"\u010cL\u00c1NOK O TOALETE&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160krabem sa tak na hlave a v\u00e1ham. Teda som nerozhodn\u00fd, \u010di na\u010da\u0165 t\u00fato t\u00e9mu, alebo nie. Ale ako vid\u00edte, na\u010d\u00ednam.<br \/>\nA\u017e \u010dil ma napalla jenna vec, jak ju na\u010da\u0165. Pekne po nitr\u00e1nsky, lebo v\u00ed\u0161, apinko, t\u00e1to vec je tak\u00e1, jak by som to povedav&#8230; No tak\u00e1 delik\u00e1tna. Dokonca, v\u00ed\u0161, a\u017e tak\u00e1 int\u00edmna! S\u0165em ti vypr\u00e1va\u0165 o z\u00e1chodoch. \u0147\u00e9 o t\u00fdch mesk\u00fdch, ker\u00e9 s\u00fa ani v Nitre por\u00e1\u0148ne neni, ale o t\u00fdch na\u0161\u00edch, ker\u00e9 t\u00e9\u017e jak keby ani por\u00e1nne neboli.<br \/>\nNo ale ja ti najprv mus\u00edm vysvetli\u0165 situ\u00e1ciu, aby si to cel\u00e9 pochopev.<br \/>\n<!--more-->Ke\u010f som zebrav do pren\u00e1jmu tento bar, tak to vlastne ani bar nebov. Bola to kop\u00edrka. Jenna velk\u00e1 kop\u00edruvac\u00e1 m\u00edstnos\u0165, kde chodili na z\u00e1chod asi iba \u0161tyr\u00e1 lu\u010f\u00e1. Zamestnanci a asi aj majitel, nev\u00edm&#8230; Ur\u010dite ale v\u00edm, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1nny z\u00e1kazn\u00edci tam nechodili uspokojuva\u0165 svoje ludsk\u00e9 potreby. Lebo, \u010do si budeme tu vypr\u00e1va\u0165, vypr\u00e1zdni\u0165 sa je velice ludsk\u00e9 a rob\u00e1 to \u0161ecci. Bohat\u00fd, \u010di chudobn\u00fd, ale aj tak\u00fd, \u010do d\u00f3jde na drink, alebo si d\u00f3jde da\u0165 okop\u00edruva\u0165 maturitn\u00e9 vysve\u010den\u00ed. Akur\u00e1t \u017ee ten to rob\u00ed doma. Alebo v robote, t\u00e9\u017e ti to nepov\u00edm a\u017e tak presne. Ten, \u010do d\u00f3jde k n\u00e1m na drink, \u010di na k\u00e1vu, tak tak\u00e9mu sa m\u00f3\u017ee sta\u0165, \u017ee to na neho pr\u00edde aj u n\u00e1s. A je \u00faplne jenno, \u010di mus\u00ed da\u0165 jennotku, alebo dvojku. Aby si ma pochopev. Jennotku rob\u00ed chlap po stoj\u00e1\u010dky a dvojku po se\u010f\u00e1\u010dky. \u0147\u00e9kedy m\u00f3\u017ee aj t\u00fa jennotku da\u0165 po se\u010f\u00e1\u010dky, ale to len ke\u010f ho bol\u00e1 nohy a s\u0165e si odd\u00fdchnu\u0165, alebo&#8230; no j\u00e1 \u0148ev\u00edm, je to jenno a ani to nes\u0165em nejako rozeb\u00edra\u0165 tuto. Dokonca j\u00e1 nes\u0165em vypr\u00e1va\u0165 ani o t\u00fdch chlapoch. V\u00ed\u0161, \u010dil, keby si ma vi\u010fev, tak sa zas \u0161kr\u00e1bem, lebo mi to je tak\u00e9 nepr\u00edjemn\u00e9. Tak ti to pov\u00edm potichu. J\u00e1 ti vola\u010do pov\u00edm o t\u00fdch \u017een\u00e1ch&#8230; Ale nevypr\u00e1vaj to \u010falej, lebo s\u0165em by\u0165 diskr\u00e9tny. Teda \u0148\u00e9, \u017ee by som ich pozoruvav, alebo vola\u010do tak\u00e9, to \u0148\u00e9. Len asi jak si si u\u017e v\u0161imov, tak m\u00e1me probl\u00e9m len na \u017eensk\u00fdch z\u00e1chodoch.<br \/>\nNo ale e\u0161te som nedokon\u010dev t\u00fa prv\u00fa \u010das\u0165, aby si to pochopev. No tak t\u00fdto na\u0161e z\u00e1chody s\u00fa dole pod zemu. Teda id\u00fa tam schody, aby si ma rozumev. M\u00e1me dole dvoje dvere a tam s\u00fa \u017eensk\u00e9 z\u00e1chody, teda dve mise, toalety jako. No a za tymi mis\u00e1mi je tak\u00e1 skrinka, ker\u00e1 mele ten odpad, \u010do jako \u010dlovek vyl\u00fa\u010di a ke\u010f spl\u00e1chne, tak sa tam zapne v tej skrinke \u00a0motor, ker\u00fd rozto\u010d\u00ed seka\u010dku a potom sa to \u010derpallom vytla\u010d\u00ed hore do kan\u00e1la. Ono sa to \u010derpallo za ten de\u0148 aj narob\u00ed jak tak\u00fd k\u00f3\u0148. A t\u00e1 vrtula, to ani nehovor\u00edm. T\u00e1 sa dos\u0165 jako to\u010d\u00ed a sek\u00e1. Ona ale je jako v\u00fdkonn\u00e1 a vydr\u017ei. ALE. Vydr\u017e\u00ed iba pot\u00e1l, jak tam \u010dlovek hod\u00ed iba to, \u010do m\u00e1. Pov\u00edm ti to narovinu. Ke\u010f tam je iba to, \u010do z neho vypanne alebo teda volakedy aj vyleje a iba ten n\u00e1\u0161 pap\u00edr, tak s t\u00fdm v\u00f3bec nem\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1nny probl\u00e9m, aj keby tam do\u0161lo sto \u017e\u00e9n. Ale ke\u010f t\u00e1 \u017eena tam hod\u00ed \/no, zas sa \u0161kr\u00e1bem\/ vlo\u017eku, alebo tamp\u00f3n, tak ti pov\u00edm, \u017ee je to dos\u0165 velk\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Predstav si to, \u017ee ona chu\u010f\u00e1tko nev\u00ed poseka\u0165 hrub\u00fd pap\u00edr. Ani vlo\u017eku. Ani tamp\u00f3n, ani handru a ani \u0161prc\u00e1k. \u0147\u00e9. \u0147ev\u00ed. A j\u00e1 v\u00f3bec nepochop\u00edm, jak si vol\u00e1ka \u017eena m\u00f3\u017ee mysle\u0165, \u017ee on to v\u00ed. Toto mi ty \u010dil vysvetli. H\u00e1d\u017ee\u0161 ty doma vlo\u017eky do z\u00e1choda? Alebo tamp\u00f3ny? J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee \u0148eh\u00e1d\u017ee\u0161, lebo to nepotrebuje\u0161. Tak sa ibaj op\u00fdta\u0165 tvojej \u017eeny, \u010di to ona h\u00e1d\u017ee. Jedine, keby ti s\u0165ela da\u0165 robotu, jako \u017ee le\u017e\u00ed\u0161 na gau\u010di, v\u00ed\u0161, fajnovo si dr\u00edme\u0161 po obede a ona na teba kri\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee r\u00fdchle sem po\u010f, ze z\u00e1choda vytek\u00e1 voda! Kri\u010d\u00ed na teba hystericky, \u017ee sa zapchav z\u00e1chod a \u017ee jako to \u010dil ty rychlo mus\u00ed\u0161 opravi\u0165! Ke\u010f potom sa dozv\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee tam vola\u010do hodila, tak \u0165a asi napa\u0148ne, \u017ee asi vola\u010do proti tebe m\u00e1. Mo\u017eno \u017ee na teba \u017e\u00e1rli, alebo nev\u00edm \u010do. Chlap volakedy t\u00fdm \u017een\u00e1m nerozum\u00ed.<br \/>\nNo ale aby som sa vr\u00e1\u0165ev k n\u00e1\u0161mu baru.<br \/>\nBolo to jeden uterek, mali sme dos\u0165 roboty, j\u00e1 som robev e\u0161te s mojim barmanom Ma\u0165om. To je ten vysok\u00fd, chud\u00fd, v\u00ed\u0161, tak\u00fd mil\u00fd. Mali sme za barom celkom bordel, lebo to tak b\u00fdva, ke\u010f m\u00e1\u0161 vela roboty a nem\u00e1\u0161 nikoho, do ti to umyje, tak to mus\u00ed\u0161 v paz\u00faroch um\u00fdva\u0165 s\u00e1m. Tedy zme ani my\u010dku nemali. \u010cil m\u00e1me. No a tak sa pust\u00edme do toho upratuv\u00e1\u0148\u00e1, v bare u\u017e nikdo nebov a Ma\u0165o i\u0161ov e\u0161te dole na z\u00e1chod. D\u00f3jde prepla\u0161en\u00fd, \u017ee dole s\u00fa zaplaven\u00e9 cel\u00e9 z\u00e1chody a \u017ee voda vy\u0165ek\u00e1 a\u017e ven na chodbu za t\u00e9 siv\u00e9 dvere. No to \u0165a \u0161lak m\u00f3\u017ee trafi\u0165, ke\u010f si naroben\u00fd jak k\u00f3\u0148, obsluhuje\u0161 s \u00fasmevom host\u00ed hodinu po z\u00e1vere\u010dnej, ide\u0161 upratuva\u0165, \u010do dvom trv\u00e1 \u010fal\u0161\u00fa hodinu a potom e\u0161te si prid\u00e1\u0161 \u010fal\u0161\u00fa hodinu na vytret\u00ed tolkej vody. Pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee to bolo 100 litrov. Minim\u00e1lne.<br \/>\nPotom sa n\u00e1m stalo, \u017ee p\u00e1tek ve\u010der, v\u00ed\u0161 najv\u00e1c roboty a d\u00f3jde baba, \u017ee jako &#8220;te\u010d\u00fa v\u00e1m z\u00e1chody&#8221;. Nev\u00ed\u0161 \u010fe ti hlava stoj\u00ed, ale mus\u00ed\u0161 da\u0165 latexov\u00e9 rukavice na ruky, chv\u00edle\u010dku si aj mysl\u00ed\u0161 o sebe, \u017ee si chirurg, ale d\u00f3jde\u0161 na ten hajzel a hne\u010f v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee si neni. Neprajem nikomu rozebera\u0165 ten drti\u010d s t\u00fdm \u010derpallom. M\u00e1m ti to tu opisuva\u0165? Asi \u0148\u00e9, pov\u00edm ti to volakedy potom.<br \/>\nNo, jenn\u00e9ho d\u0148a sa stalo, \u017ee ten motor chu\u010f\u00e1k zhorev. Neh\u00fdbav sa a nedav sa ani opravi\u0165. Cena nov\u00e9ho skoro 300 evri. No, pe\u0148az\u00ed vela \u0148eni, potrebuvali sme t\u00fa my\u010dku a in\u00e9 veci, povedav som si, \u017ee funguje e\u0161te jeden, tak teda do\u010dk\u00e1m, dokedy bud\u00fa l\u00f3ve. Ten druh\u00fd na\u0161\u0165ast\u00ed nezhorev, ale pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee ho moji chlapci rozeberali a \u010distili aspon desa\u0165 r\u00e1zy. Minim\u00e1lne. Hovor\u00e1, \u017ee to patr\u00ed k ich robote, ale pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee som im za to v\u010fa\u010dn\u00fd. Robev som to p\u00e1r r\u00e1zy aj j\u00e1, ale oni \u010dastej\u0161\u00ed. No a v\u00ed\u0161 \u010do sa raz stalo? No vol\u00e1ka \u017eena tam hodila tamp\u00f3n. U\u017e som si myslev, \u017ee som na to do\u0161\u00f3v. \u017de t\u00fdm \u017een\u00e1m sa asi nes\u0165e \u0161pini\u0165 ruky, lebo ko\u0161 na tak\u00e9to veci tam maj\u00fa, tak to asi vytl\u00e1\u010daj\u00fa ze seba rovno do z\u00e1choda. Moja \u017eena sa na tom sm\u00e1la cel\u00fd de\u0148, \u017ee jak\u00fd som sprost\u00fd, \u017ee sa to ned\u00e1, a \u017ee aj gynekologi\u010dka, jej kamar\u00e1dka sa t\u00e9\u017e sm\u00e1la. No \u010do ti pov\u00edm, bov som za debila. Ale povedz mi ty, \u017ee jako je to mo\u017en\u00e9. No ale v\u00ed\u0161 \u010do sa stalo? No tak t\u00e1 \u0161n\u00farka z toho tamp\u00f3na sa ti omotala pod t\u00fa vrtulu. Asi mi nebude\u0161 veri\u0165, ale zamotala sa tak, \u017ee t\u00e1 vrtula sa nemohla pohn\u00fa\u0165. No a \u010do robev chu\u010f\u00e1k ten motor? No s\u0165ev t\u00fa vrtulu na\u0161tartuva\u0165,\u00a0zap\u00ednav sa furt jak tak\u00fd bujak, a\u017e sa chu\u010f\u00e1k sp\u00e1lev. Na\u0161tas\u0165\u00ed bov ve vode, tak jako z\u00e1chody nezhoreli, ale zdochov.<br \/>\nTak pekne \u017eeny museli chv\u00edlu chodi\u0165 na spolo\u010dn\u00fd z\u00e1chod z mu\u017ema.<br \/>\nNo, pov\u00edm ti, k\u00fapi\u0165 dva nov\u00e9 \u010derpall\u00e1 neni v\u00f3bec lahk\u00e9. Invest\u00edcia okolo 800 Evri, aj z robotu, lebo to museli zaseka\u0165 do steny. K\u00fapev som teda nov\u00e9, s\u00edce v\u00fdkonnej\u0161\u00e9 s tak\u00fa poistku, ale t\u00e9\u017e to neni termin\u00e1tor! T\u00e9\u017e, ke\u010f tam hod\u00ed\u0161 \u010dokolvek, okrem n\u00e1\u0161ho pap\u00edra a ludskej hmoty, tak to zastane a nebude robi\u0165 a voda bude vyteka\u0165 a potom to chlapci, alebo j\u00e1 mus\u00edme \u010dis\u0165i\u0165. No neni to ni\u010d pr\u00edjemn\u00e9, jak som ti u\u017e hovorev.<br \/>\nNesk\u00e1 n\u00e1m ich namontuvali. Od po\u00f3be\u010f\u00e1 m\u00e1me \u0161etky tri z\u00e1chody aj s piso\u00e1rom zase voln\u00e9 a \u010dist\u00e9. Dav som tam tak\u00e9to n\u00e1pisy \u0161ade, jak vid\u00ed\u0161 dole. Ale o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem! Do\u0161\u00f3v som ve\u010der do roboty, skontrolujem hajzle a v\u00ed\u0161 \u010do som na\u0161ov na \u017eenskom z\u00e1chode? Velk\u00fd hrub\u00fd pap\u00edr, bov to vol\u00e1ky obr\u00fasek asi 50&#215;50 centimetrov, tak\u00fd hrub\u00fd, \u017ee ho na prv\u00fd raz ani nespl\u00e1chlo! Na\u0161\u0165ast\u00ed, lebo som tam do\u0161\u00f3v, a zachr\u00e1\u0148ev som ho. \u0147\u00e9 ten pap\u00edr. Ten z\u00e1chod. A svoje pe\u0148\u00e1ze. Lebo keby do\u0161la vol\u00e1ka \u017eena, ur\u010dite by ho z ruku nevy\u0165\u00e1hla. Ur\u010dite by tam vola\u010do e\u0161te pridala a to by u\u017e ten chu\u010f\u00e1k asi nepre\u017eev. Darmo je v z\u00e1ruke&#8230; M\u0148a u\u017e \u010dil napallo, \u017ee \u010di mi to volado nerob\u00ed naschv\u00e1l. Alebo \u017ee by bov volado a\u017e tak\u00fd sprost\u00fd?<br \/>\nNaozaj milujem svojich host\u00ed. Ka\u017ed\u00e9ho jenn\u00e9ho. Cen\u00edm si ich a re\u0161pektujem. A te\u0161\u00edm sa, \u017ee k n\u00e1m cho\u010f\u00e1. \u017deny, aj mu\u017ei. Ale volaker\u00e9 veci jennoducho nepochop\u00edm.<br \/>\nApinko, mysl\u00ed\u0161 si, \u017ee toto pom\u00f3\u017ee?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Screen-shot-2013-11-22-at-22.41.28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1584\" alt=\"Screen shot 2013-11-22 at 22.41.28\" src=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Screen-shot-2013-11-22-at-22.41.28.png\" width=\"769\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Screen-shot-2013-11-22-at-22.41.28.png 769w, http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Screen-shot-2013-11-22-at-22.41.28-300x164.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 769px) 100vw, 769px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Posted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz<\/p>\n<fb:like \r\n\t\thref=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/clanok-o-toalete\/\" \r\n\t\tlayout=\"button_count\" \r\n\t\tshow_faces=\"false\" \r\n\t\twidth=\"350\" \r\n\t\t\r\n\t\taction=\"like\" \r\n\t\tcolorscheme=\"light\" \r\n\t\tstyle=\"margin-top:5px;\"\r\n\t\tclass=\"fb_edge_widget_with_comment fb_iframe_widget\"><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160krabem sa tak na hlave a v\u00e1ham. Teda som nerozhodn\u00fd, \u010di na\u010da\u0165 t\u00fato t\u00e9mu, alebo nie. Ale ako vid\u00edte, na\u010d\u00ednam. A\u017e \u010dil ma napalla jenna vec, jak ju na\u010da\u0165. Pekne po nitr\u00e1nsky, lebo v\u00ed\u0161, apinko, t\u00e1to vec je tak\u00e1, jak by som to povedav&#8230; No tak\u00e1 delik\u00e1tna. Dokonca, v\u00ed\u0161, a\u017e tak\u00e1 int\u00edmna! S\u0165em ti vypr\u00e1va\u0165 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[105],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1605,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions\/1605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}