Dik o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem. Do\u0161\u00f3v ti raz do baru jeden tak\u00fd. No jak ti to pov\u00edm\u2026 Cel\u00fd ko\u017een\u00fd, na sebe zlat\u00e9 zipsy a z ucha ti mu vysev tak\u00fd velk\u00fd zlat\u00fd kruh a v \u0148om dve p\u00edsmen\u00e1 \u017ee MK. Aj t\u00ed ti boli zlat\u00e9. Nevyzerav zle. Aby si ma pochopev, Neni som na chlapov. On to \u0161ak ale ani chlap neb\u00f3v. Za chv\u00edlu d\u00f3jde \u010fal\u0161\u00ed. Ten b\u00f3v t\u00e9\u017e tak\u00fd ko\u017eenn\u00fd. L\u00fabev sa mi t\u00e9\u017e, kukav som na \u0148eho, t\u00e1 ko\u017ea vyzerala tak\u00e1 makk\u00e1, jemn\u00e1 a tro\u0161ku jako vr\u00e1skav\u00e1. Bov ale inej farby, jak ten prv\u00fd a mav aj tak\u00e9 in\u00e9 zipse, alebo to boli cvoky a tento mav aj opasek s pracku, len sa mu tak hojdav, v\u00ed\u0161, nemav ho okolo p\u00e1sa, ale mav s t\u00fdm prv\u00fdm spolo\u010dn\u00fd ten kruh a aj t\u00ed p\u00edsmen\u00e1. Asi sa \u0161ecci volali rovnako. \u0147ev\u00edm.
\nO\u010d\u00favaj ma ale \u010f\u00e1l. Potom som si v\u0161imov, \u017ee tam neboli len t\u00edto dvaj\u00e1. Za cel\u00fd ve\u010der sa ich tam nazb\u00edralo v\u00e1c. Boli tam aj tak\u00ed hned\u00fd a t\u00ed mali \u017ee LV a tak\u00e9 hv\u00edzdi\u010dky, t\u00e9\u017e celkom vydaren\u00e9 to bolo.
\nVolaker\u00fd asi boli aj in\u00e9ho rodu, alebo j\u00e1 \u0148ev\u00edm, lebo zase mali na sebe \u017ee AJ, jeden z n\u00edcho ti to mav norm\u00e1lne vyryt\u00e9 do tej ko\u017ee a nad sebou e\u0161te tak\u00e9ho orla, alebo vol\u00e1keho ft\u00e1ka, \u0148ev\u00edm ti to takto hne\u010f poveda\u0165. Va\u010d\u0161inou t\u00edto AJ boli \u010d\u00e9rny, a\u017e mi z nich mr\u00e1z i\u0161ov po chrbte. No, pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee boli jako pekn\u00ed, ale \u0148eboli mi sympatick\u00fd jako.<\/p>\n
Pov\u00edm ti hne\u010f aj pre\u010do. Oni ti len sedeli. Nerobili ni\u010d, ani sa nevypr\u00e1vali. Len tak sedeli a \u010du\u010dali. Ka\u017ed\u00fd tam bov s in\u00fa \u017eenu a ka\u017ed\u00fd se\u010fev na svojej stoli\u010dke. Len kukav dohora jak puk. Nebov ti ani smann\u00fd, a ani hlann\u00fd. \u010co bolo ale \u010dunn\u00e9, \u017ee ani jeden ti za t\u00fa svoju \u017eenu nezapla\u0165ev. Asi nemav pe\u0148\u00e1ze, nev\u00edm. Aby som ale len nenad\u00e1vav, lebo j\u00e1 si v\u00e1\u017eim ka\u017ed\u00e9ho hos\u0165a, tak volaker\u00ed s\u00fa tak\u00fd slu\u0161n\u00fd, \u017ee si sann\u00fa dvaj\u00e1 na jennu stoli\u010dku. No, aj tak ni\u010d nes\u0165\u00fa! Ani len poh\u00e1r vody!
\nVolakedy ti tak\u00edto d\u00f3jdu aj po\u00f3bede na terasu. D\u00f3jde napr\u00edklad jeden ze \u0161tyrma \u017een\u00e1ma. Teda, \u0148\u00e9, \u017ee by mav \u0161tyri \u017eeny, on d\u00f3jde len z jennu, ale t\u00e1 m\u00e1 aj kamar\u00e1tky a volakedy t\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dky nehaj\u00fa t\u00fdch svojich ko\u017eenn\u00fdch doma \u00a0a dones\u00fa len tak\u00fdch pl\u00e1tenn\u00fdch a t\u00ed se\u010f\u00e1 aj na zemi. Asi vol\u00e1ka menejcenn\u00e1 rasa, \u0148ev\u00edm. No ale t\u00e1 jenna s t\u00fdm ko\u017een\u00fdm ti zebere pre \u0148eho stoli\u010dku cez p\u00f3l terasy, postav\u00ed ju tomu chu\u010f\u00e1kovi \u010da\u0161n\u00edkovi do cesty a tam si sa\u0148ne ten ko\u017eenn\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo ze zlat\u00fdm zipsom cez brucho. No pov\u00edm ti, mus\u00ed to by\u0165 in\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo.
\n\u0147ev\u00edm, \u010do na \u0148om t\u00ed \u017eeny vi\u010f\u00e1. Sk\u00fa\u0161av som aj j\u00e1 \u00eds\u0165 raz ze \u017eenu do baru, \u017ee budem jako on. Dav som si teda ko\u017e\u00e1k, m\u00e1m tak\u00fd zipsov\u00fd. Nemav som s\u00edce ten kruh, ale \u017eena ma aj tak zebrala ze sebu. Sadov som si teda vella \u0148ej, ni\u010d som nevypr\u00e1vav a ani som si ni\u010d neobjennav. No to si mav za chv\u00edlu apinko vide\u0165. Ona do m\u0148a, \u017ee \u010do mi je, \u017ee \u010do ni\u010d nevypr\u00e1vam, \u017ee \u010do som zas nahnevan\u00fd, ke\u010f raz kone\u010dne ideme spolu ven a \u00a0\u017ee \u010di som si nezebrav pe\u0148\u00e1ze, \u017ee som si ni\u010d neobjennav. No a \u017ee do to \u010dil zaplat\u00ed. Tak som kukav jak puk, nech\u00e1pav som, \u017ee ke\u010f ide ven s t\u00fdm druh\u00fdm, tak mu toto nevypr\u00e1va.
\nOn ti mus\u00ed by\u0165 asi vol\u00e1ky v\u00fdnimo\u010dn\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo. \u0147em\u00f3\u017eem na to d\u00f3js\u0165. \u017deny ho \u017edy ber\u00fa ze sebu, nes\u0165\u00fa si ho ni\u010fe odlo\u017ei\u0165, e\u0161te aj na z\u00e1chod s n\u00edm id\u00fa. J\u00e1 ti pov\u00edm, teda nehaj si to pre seba, j\u00e1 s\u00edce na neho ne\u017e\u00e1rlim, ale m\u00e1m na neho tro\u0161ku nervy. V\u00ed\u0161, on obsad\u00ed stoli\u010dky v bare, mohov by klunne aj vise\u0165 na ve\u0161\u00e1ku, alebo na tom h\u00e1\u010diku, \u010do m\u00e1me pod barov\u00fa desku. Ale on \u0148\u00e9. Minule do\u0161li dve \u017eeny na bar a jenn\u00e9ho ti posadila rovno na bar, \u010fe som m\u00ed\u0161av drinky a druh\u00e1 na vellaj\u0161\u00fa stoli\u010dku. Potom do\u0161li do baru tak\u00ed chlapci, a \u0148emali si \u010fe sann\u00fa\u0165. Mo\u017eno by im aj vola\u010do objennali, ale museli tam len tak st\u00e1\u0165, a bolo vide\u0165 \u017ee s\u00fa \u0148eni ve svojej ko\u017ei. Asi pre to, \u017ee nemali \u017e\u00e1nnu na sebe a nemali ani zlat\u00e9 zipse. No, zastav som sa t\u00fdch chlapcov, \u017ee \u010di s\u00fa oni vola\u010do menej, jak ten ko\u017eenn\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo na bare. No to si mav vide\u0165! T\u00e1, in\u00e1\u010d celkom pekn\u00e1 a mil\u00e1 baba sa ma op\u00fdtala a bola dos\u0165 jako podr\u00e1\u017eden\u00e1, \u017ee \u010fe si ho m\u00e1 teda da\u0165. Toho ko\u017eenn\u00e9ho myslela. J\u00e1 teda, \u017ee jej ho odlo\u017e\u00edm do zadu do kancel\u00e1rie, alebo \u017ee nech si ho teda zaves\u00ed na h\u00e1\u010dik, \u010do je pod t\u00fa desku. No \u0148es\u0165ela ho da\u0165 z ruky, \u017ee sa jej pod barom o\u0161\u00facha a do kancel\u00e1rie t\u00e9\u017e \u0148\u00e9, \u017ee ho s\u0165e ma\u0165 pri sebe. Asi \u017e\u00e1rlila na t\u00fa pekn\u00fa \u010da\u0161n\u00ed\u010dku, ker\u00e1 t\u00fdm smerom chodila. Potom mi to do\u0161lo. Pochopev som! Pochopev som, \u00a0\u017ee je to vola\u010do vz\u00e1cne, a m\u00e1 vola\u010do, \u010do my chlapi nigdy \u00a0nebudeme ma\u0165 a asi ani ve\u010fe\u0165.
\nNo, sk\u00fa\u0161am si j\u00e1 teraz k nim n\u00e1js\u0165 jako cestu. \u017ee aby mi nevysed\u00e1vali len tak nadarmo na stoli\u010dk\u00e1ch. V\u00ed\u0161, mne ti norm\u00e1lne neva\u010f\u00e1. Ke\u010f je v bare m\u00edsto, tak si ti ich ani nev\u0161imnem, oni s\u00fa tak potichu, \u017ee o nich ani nev\u00edm. V\u00ed\u0161 ale jak to je. Volakedy s\u00fa m\u00edsta na se\u010fen\u00ed vz\u00e1cne, hlavne ke\u010f je pln\u00fd bar a lu\u010f\u00e1 nemaj\u00fa \u010fe se\u010fe\u0165. Rozm\u00fd\u0161lav som, \u017ee im urob\u00edm vol\u00e1ke m\u00edsto, ale to m\u00edsto by muselo by\u0165 hne\u010f pri stole. No a keby bolo pri ka\u017edom stole, tak nebude zase ka\u010fe chodi\u0165. V luxusn\u00fdch re\u0161tavr\u00e1ci\u00e1ch, \u010do maj\u00fa t\u00ed mi\u0161el\u00edny, \u010di jak sa to vol\u00e1, tak tam ti to u\u017e ve\u010f\u00e1! Tam ti maj\u00fa pre nich extra stoli\u010dky, tak\u00e9 \u010dal\u00fa\u0148en\u00e9 bez operalla, a tam sa im veru dobre sed\u00ed. Len \u017ee jello tam stoj\u00ed tolko, \u017ee by si u m\u0148a mohov pi\u0165 drinky aj cel\u00fd t\u00fd\u017eden. No jak ti hovor\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1m m\u00e1lo m\u00edsta. Mo\u017eno by bolo dobr\u00e9 da\u0165 na st\u00f3l vol\u00e1ke h\u00e1\u010diky, len sa boj\u00edm, \u017ee potom by si volaker\u00e1 mohla na tom natrhn\u00fa\u0165 t\u00ed sil\u00f3nky a v\u00e1c by ke m\u0148e do baru nedo\u0161la. Mo\u017eno \u017ee len v tepl\u00e1koch a to by zase ten jej ko\u017eenn\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo s \u0148\u00fa takto asi ven nei\u0161\u00f3v. No \u0148ev\u00edm, som v takom blunnom kruhu, apinko. \u0147ev\u00edm, \u010do s t\u00fdm!<\/p>\n
Pov\u00edm ti ale, \u017ee som sa nau\u010dev jennu vec. V bare som \u0148eni preto, aby som vola\u010do ch\u00e1pav. Volaker\u00e9 veci jennoducho neovl\u00e1dam. V\u00edm le to, \u017ee som v bare \u00a0preto, aby som robev lud\u00ed aspo\u0148 na chv\u00edlu \u0161\u0165as\u0148ej\u0161\u00edma. A to je podstatn\u00e9. A ke\u010f je \u017eena \u0161\u0165asn\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1 vella seba toho ko\u017eenn\u00e9ho \u010d\u00e1va ze zips\u00e1ma a zlat\u00fdm kruhom, tak nech je. Dik o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem. Do\u0161\u00f3v ti raz do baru jeden tak\u00fd. No jak ti to pov\u00edm\u2026 Cel\u00fd ko\u017een\u00fd, na sebe zlat\u00e9 zipsy a z ucha ti mu vysev tak\u00fd velk\u00fd zlat\u00fd kruh a v \u0148om dve p\u00edsmen\u00e1 \u017ee MK. Aj t\u00ed ti boli zlat\u00e9. Nevyzerav zle. Aby si ma pochopev, Neni som na chlapov. On […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[13,60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2036"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2053,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036\/revisions\/2053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u010cil vlastne \u0148\u011bv\u00edm, \u017ee pre\u010do som ti toto \u0161ecko tu p\u00edsav. Aha, asi len preto, \u017ee aby si ve\u010fev. Ale pros\u00edm \u0165a\u2026 Nikomu to nevypr\u00e1vaj, e\u0161te by si ma mohli t\u00ed ko\u017eenn\u00fd vola\u010fe po\u010dka\u0165…
\nPosted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz
\nps\/: pros\u00edm, berte tento text s nadh\u013eadom, sl\u00fa\u017ei len na pobavenie odbornej a neodbornej verejnosti a vzd\u00e1va hold v\u0161etk\u00fdm kr\u00e1snym d\u00e1mskym kabelk\u00e1m \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n