{"id":2169,"date":"2014-09-12T06:54:05","date_gmt":"2014-09-12T06:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/?p=2169"},"modified":"2014-09-12T06:54:05","modified_gmt":"2014-09-12T06:54:05","slug":"o-kave-na-stanici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/o-kave-na-stanici\/","title":{"rendered":"O K\u00c1VE NA STANICI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vlakov\u00e1 stanica Bratislava. \u010casu na rozd\u00e1vanie. Sadol som si do tej mali\u010dkej kaviarne \u010do je na pravo od v\u00e1s, ke\u010f stoj\u00edte oproti tej ve\u013ekej svetelnej tabuli, kde \u010dervenou svieti pr\u00e1ve ten v\u00e1\u0161 vlak a oznamuje, \u017ee si na neho mus\u00edte po\u010dka\u0165 pr\u00edjemn\u00fdch 70 min\u00fat. Hovor\u00edm si, \u017ee ke\u010f si tu d\u00e1m k\u00e1vu, aspo\u0148 budem ma\u0165 dos\u0165 \u010dasu dobehn\u00fa\u0165 na z\u00e1chod, ke\u010f to na m\u0148a pr\u00edde.<br \/>\nNo, a m\u0148a tu, na tomto \u010darovnom mieste osvietilo, napadlo ma nie\u010do nov\u00e9, \u010do sn\u00e1\u010f pom\u00f4\u017ee, aby som to v zdrav\u00ed str\u00e1vil a hne\u010f si aj hovor\u00edm, \u017ee si toto ve\u013ek\u00e9 tajomstvo nenech\u00e1m pre seba a porad\u00edm, ako pre\u017ei\u0165, ke\u010f pr\u00edde na v\u00e1s chv\u00ed\u013ea, \u017ee nem\u00e1te chu\u0165 na dobr\u00fa k\u00e1vu, ak\u00fa d\u00e1vame napr\u00edklad v Z\u00e1hire, ale \u00a0\u017ee m\u00e1te potrebu dosta\u0165 do seba \u010do mo\u017eno najpr\u00edjemnej\u0161\u00edm sp\u00f4sobom nutn\u00fa d\u00e1vku kofe\u00ednu. Samozrejme, za predpokladu, \u017ee &#8220;k\u00e1vov\u00e9&#8221; automaty s instantn\u00fdm pr\u00e1\u0161kom obch\u00e1dzate s odporom, uch\u00fdlite sa k \u010dinu, na ktor\u00fd by ste norm\u00e1lne ani nepomysleli.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fotka.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2170\" alt=\"fotka\" src=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fotka-e1410504185123-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fotka-e1410504185123-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/fotka-e1410504185123.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><!--more-->Tak \u017ee v\u00e1m poviem, ako si predsa len dopria\u0165 k\u00e1vu v podpriemernom podniku, kde vid\u00edte za pultom star\u0161iu tetu a za \u0148ou zanedban\u00fd k\u00e1vovar:<br \/>\nPo\u017eiadajte ju, aby v\u00e1m do v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ej \u0161\u00e1lky urobila mal\u00e9 &#8220;presso&#8221;. Slovo espresso nepou\u017e\u00edvajte, je to zbyto\u010dn\u00e9. Bude samozrejme na v\u00e1s kuka\u0165 a do ruky bra\u0165 t\u00fa mal\u00fa \u0161\u00e1lku na pikolo. Nenechajte sa odradi\u0165 a s \u00fasmevom jej povedzte, \u017ee nech to predsa len sk\u00fasi do tej v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ej \u0161\u00e1lky. Neupozornujte ju, aby viac utla\u010dila k\u00e1vu v p\u00e1ke. Nebude rozumie\u0165. Pozorne sledujte, ked stla\u010d\u00ed tla\u010d\u00edtko na k\u00e1vovare, \u00a0napo\u010d\u00edtajte do 6 a poproste ju, nech to u\u017e stopne. K\u00fdm to pochop\u00ed, prejd\u00fa \u010fal\u0161ie dve sekundy, preto t\u00e1 rezerva. Potom ju s mil\u00fdm \u00fasmevom e\u0161te raz poproste, aby v\u00e1m do \u0161\u00e1lky naliala do 3\/4 hor\u00facej vody. Nesp\u00fa\u0161\u0165ajte ju z o\u010d\u00ed. Povedzte jej, \u017ee tej vody je u\u017e dos\u0165. No a m\u00e1te pred sebou uz len jedin\u00fa prosbu, v pr\u00edpade, \u017ee pijete k\u00e1vu s mliekom. Sp\u00fdtajte sa, \u010di by v\u00e1m do toho nepriliala trochu zohriateho oby\u010dajn\u00e9ho mlieka. Bude v\u00e1m n\u00faka\u0165 to mal\u00e9 &#8220;mlie\u010dko&#8221;, ale nenechajte sa odradi\u0165. Vytiahne ho s\u00edce z chladni\u010dky, konvi\u010dka bude po okrajoch podozrivo osu\u0161en\u00e1 od zaschnut\u00e9ho mlieka, ale zatnite zuby a znovu sa usmejte.<br \/>\nPo\u010fakujte sa a povedzte jej, \u017ee ste ani ne\u010dakali, \u017ee tu dostanete tak\u00fato dobr\u00fa k\u00e1vu.<br \/>\nNezabudnite da\u0165 tringelt, preto \u017ee ste boli spokojn\u00ed a pani sa tie\u017e usmiala.<\/p>\n<p>PS: \u00a0predsa len r\u00e1tajte s \u010dasovou rezervou na toaletu, alebo si rad\u0161ej dajte \u010daj \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Pekny de\u0148<\/p>\n<p>Posted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz<\/p>\n<fb:like \r\n\t\thref=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/o-kave-na-stanici\/\" \r\n\t\tlayout=\"button_count\" \r\n\t\tshow_faces=\"false\" \r\n\t\twidth=\"350\" \r\n\t\t\r\n\t\taction=\"like\" \r\n\t\tcolorscheme=\"light\" \r\n\t\tstyle=\"margin-top:5px;\"\r\n\t\tclass=\"fb_edge_widget_with_comment fb_iframe_widget\"><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vlakov\u00e1 stanica Bratislava. \u010casu na rozd\u00e1vanie. Sadol som si do tej mali\u010dkej kaviarne \u010do je na pravo od v\u00e1s, ke\u010f stoj\u00edte oproti tej ve\u013ekej svetelnej tabuli, kde \u010dervenou svieti pr\u00e1ve ten v\u00e1\u0161 vlak a oznamuje, \u017ee si na neho mus\u00edte po\u010dka\u0165 pr\u00edjemn\u00fdch 70 min\u00fat. Hovor\u00edm si, \u017ee ke\u010f si tu d\u00e1m k\u00e1vu, aspo\u0148 budem ma\u0165 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2169"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2180,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions\/2180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}