{"id":2204,"date":"2014-11-16T00:32:30","date_gmt":"2014-11-16T00:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/?p=2204"},"modified":"2014-11-17T07:38:38","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T07:38:38","slug":"dik-neste-platit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/dik-neste-platit\/","title":{"rendered":"DIK, \u0147ES\u0164E PLATI\u0164!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dik tento, Apinko, o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem! Tak som sa ti j\u00e1 \u010dil nasrav! Teda u\u017e ma to trochu aj pre\u0161lo, ale ke\u010f u\u017e ti jako vypisujem tuto, tak ti to pov\u00edm teda.<br \/>\nPritom to mohla by\u0165 tak\u00e1 pekn\u00e1 sobota, \u0165i pov\u00edm. Aj bola, ale pokazili mi ju tak\u00ed lu\u010f\u00e1. J\u00e1 ti to \u0148ev\u00edm ani definuva\u0165.<br \/>\n<!--more-->No, aby som za\u010dav od za\u010d\u00e1tku. Zapla\u0165ev som tak\u00e9ho fajnov\u00e9ho spev\u00e1ka, hrav tak\u00e9 fajnov\u00e9 \u0161pa\u0148\u00e9lsk\u00e9, \u010di portugalsk\u00e9 pesni\u010dky, no, pov\u00edm ti, dobr\u00fd bov. Do\u0148\u00e9sov si ze sebu aj tak\u00e9ho pijanistu, tak\u00fd star\u0161\u00ed p\u00e1nko, ale tak \u0165i mas\u0165ev na ten n\u00e1\u0161 klav\u00edr, a\u017e mi srdco plakalo. V\u00edm j\u00e1 o \u0148om, \u017ee je to najlep\u0161\u00ed d\u017eezov\u00fd klav\u00edrista u n\u00e1s. \u0147\u00e9 v Nitre. J\u00e1j, tento, \u0161ak na Slovensku, more! No tak teda hrali u n\u00e1s, fajnovo, dobr\u00e1 atmosf\u00e9ra. Po prvom kole \u0165i d\u00f3jdu traj\u00e1, hne\u010f som ich i\u0161ov uv\u00edta\u0165, aby si jako salli, ke\u010f s\u0165\u00fa, ale \u017ee m\u00e1me tri evri vstupn\u00e9, lebo tu hr\u00e1 kapela, \u010di ostan\u00fa. Tak reku \u017ee ostan\u00fa. Dali si drink, o\u010d\u00favali jenno kolo, aj sa im to l\u00fabilo. Po tom kole, \u010do hrali t\u00ed muzikanti hovor\u00e1, \u017ee zapla\u0165\u00e1. Tak im dav chlapec \u00fa\u010det a aj l\u00edsky za kapelu. A on na m\u0148a, \u017ee jako \u0148es\u0165\u00fa plati\u0165 za stupn\u00e9. No pov\u00edm ti, do m\u0148a tak\u00e9 nervy, povedav by som ti to aj vulg\u00e1rnej\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee \u010do do m\u0148a ve\u0161lo, ale \u0148es\u0165em j\u00e1 by\u0165 za sprost\u00e9ho. Tak som im najprv pekne, jak sa hos\u0165om, ker\u00fdch si v\u00e1\u017ei\u0161, vysvetlev, \u017ee \u0161ak som im to na za\u010d\u00e1tku hovorev, \u017ee je stupn\u00e9, \u017ee si aj jako v\u00e1\u017eim, \u017ee do\u0161li na drink, ale \u017ee t\u00e1 kapela ma stoj\u00ed pe\u0148\u00e1ze a j\u00e1 potrebujem to stupn\u00e9. No z troch vo\u010f\u00e9k to asi \u0165a\u017eko zaplat\u00edm! No a oni, \u017ee to \u0148es\u0165\u00fa zaplati\u0165. V\u00ed\u0161, Apinko, j\u00e1 som \u0148eni zl\u00fd \u010dlovek. Od nervov som pred nimi dokr\u010dev t\u00ed l\u00edsky a hovor\u00edm, \u017ee \u0148emus\u00e1 plati\u0165, ke\u010f im je to vela. \u0147ehav som ich tak. J\u00e1 sa nebudem do\u0165ahuva\u0165 o deva\u0165 evri. Ale pov\u00edm, ti, \u017ee darmo si pekne vyobl\u00edkan\u00fd a d\u00e1\u0161 si \u0161\u00e1l okolo krku, ke\u010f si lakom\u00fd a nech\u00e1pe\u0161, o \u010do tu ide, tak je to to ist\u00e9, jak keby si do\u0161\u00f3v v \u0161u\u0161\u0165\u00e1koch. Rad\u010dej sec doma. V\u00ed\u0161, sna\u017e\u00edm sa vytvori\u0165 prostred\u00ed, \u010fe je dobr\u00e1 muzika s dobr\u00fdm servisom a drinkom. Aby si \u0148emusev furt lamentuva\u0165, \u017ee tu \u0148eni \u010fe chodi\u0165, \u017ee ke\u010f si bov v Prahe, \u010di kerej ri\u0165i, \u017ee tam maj\u00fa fajnov\u00e9 ponniky na \u00farovni. No a m\u00e1\u0161 ho doma a lakom\u00fd si. \u010co ti m\u00e1m na to poveda\u0165?<\/p>\n<p>No a ostav som \u0165i za barom a hne\u010f na to d\u00f3jdu \u0161tyr\u00e1 chlapci. A hne\u010f na m\u0148a, \u017ee daj n\u00e1m \u0161tyri hugurundu. Jak som \u0165i mav t\u00e9 nervy, tak som sa na \u0148eho kukov, a hovor\u00edm, mu, \u017ee nech si d\u00e1 norm\u00e1lny drink, \u017ee to \u0148ev\u00edm nam\u00ed\u0161a\u0165. O\u010d\u00favaj ma sem, Apinko. Do to ten drink vymyslev? \u0160ecci mlad\u00fd to pij\u00fa ze \u0161otov a e\u0161te im k tomu daj\u00fa aj slamky! Na\u010do? Aby si jako pev \u0161ot cez slamku? Lu\u010f\u00e1 maj\u00fa pi\u0165 pekn\u00e9 drinky, z pekn\u00fdch poh\u00e1rov a \u00a0maj\u00fa pekne pri tom vyzera\u0165, \u0148\u00e9? Ale d\u00e1va\u0165 vol\u00e1ku krembery vodku, limetov\u00fd d\u017e\u00fas a matu a pova\u017euva\u0165 to za vola\u010do velice fajnov\u00e9&#8230; no j\u00e1 \u0165i nev\u00edm, asi som u\u017e star\u00fd a m\u00e1m vol\u00e1ke in\u00e9 vi\u010fe\u0148\u00ed t\u00fdchto barov\u00fdch n\u00e1pojov.<br \/>\nV\u00ed\u0161, ono je to tak. S t\u00fdm hugurundu sa moc dopredu nepohneme. Ale ka\u017ed\u00fd \u0148ech si to rob\u00ed jak s\u0165e, ale trochu som z toho vykolajen\u00fd. Ra\u010dej si d\u00e1m dobru visky. Apo\u0148 \u010civas. V\u00ed\u0161. dvan\u00e1sku. To je in\u00e9 pi\u0165\u00ed.<br \/>\nNo, ale som odbo\u010dev trochu. Ten chlapec, teda \u00a0navrhov \u017ee b\u00e9pa\u010fes\u00e1tdvojku. Druh\u00fd na\u0161\u0165as\u0165\u00ed povedav, \u017ee \u0148\u00e9, \u017ee z toho mu bude zle. J\u00e1 som mu prisve\u010dev, \u017ee pravdu jako m\u00e1. Tak \u017ee ten s t\u00fdm hugurundu, \u017ee si d\u00e1&#8230; no, \u010dil si nepamat\u00e1m, jak to povedav, ale ke\u010f som sa v t\u00fdch nervoch zatv\u00e1rev, \u017ee to nepozn\u00e1m, tak mi vysvetlev, \u017ee to je sambuka a bejl\u00eds. No pov\u00edm ti, chlapcovi sa asi na to zb\u00edhali sliny, lebo mav ich tak\u00e9 okolo huby. Tak som dav pred neho dva t\u00ed americk\u00e9 hrub\u00e9 \u0161oty, s\u00fa to dos\u0165 drah\u00e9 poh\u00e1re, jede stoj\u00ed skoro \u0161tyri evri. A chlapec s tyma slin\u00e1ma mav t\u00e9\u017e u\u017e asi nervy, no, pov\u00edm \u0165i, nesalli zme si na prv\u00fa, za\u010dav tak s t\u00fdm poh\u00e1rom sil\u0148ej\u0161\u00ed klepka\u0165 o ten kamenn\u00fd m\u00f3j bar. Hovor\u00edm mu teda, \u017ee ten poh\u00e1r stoj\u00ed \u0161tyri evri a ten kamen\u00fd bar 4 tis\u00edc. No a on, jak som mu nal\u00e1v t\u00fa vec, \u017ee hne\u010f \u00a0zaplat\u00ed. Dav mi tri evr\u00e1 tringeld. Asi aby som si myslev, \u017ee m\u00e1 l\u00f3ve. Mal, \u0161ak \u0148ehovor\u00edm, \u017ee \u0148\u00e9. Ale dobr\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed a vkus si \u0148ek\u00fapi\u0161, Apinko m\u00f3j.<br \/>\nV\u00ed\u0161, j\u00e1 \u0165i nes\u0165em diktuva\u0165, jak sa ty m\u00e1\u0161 chova\u0165 a \u010do si m\u00e1\u0161 v bare objenn\u00e1va\u0165. J\u00e1 \u0165a za to neodsudzujem. M\u00f3\u017ees si p\u00fdta\u0165 aj hugurundu, aj bejl\u00eds s \u010dili. J\u00e1 \u0165a ch\u00e1pem. Ale nem\u00f4\u017ee\u0161 ty by\u0165 odut\u00fd, ke\u010f j\u00e1 \u0165i s\u0165em za t\u00e9 l\u00f3ve pon\u00faknu\u0165 vola\u010do fajnov\u00e9, vola\u010do zauj\u00edmavej\u0161\u00e9, \u010do \u0165a prekvap\u00ed a pov\u00ed\u0161 si, \u017ee toto si jako ne\u010dakav.<br \/>\nJak minule jeden. S\u0165ev vola\u010do mocn\u00e9, siln\u00e9, aby ho to jako nakoplo. Moc som sa jako od ochoty netrhav, p\u00fdtav som sa ho, \u010di l\u00fabi visky, \u010di rum, ale jemu to bolo jenno. Na\u0161\u0165ast\u00ed mav pri sebe kamar\u00e1da, ker\u00fd ma poznav a hovor\u00ed, \u017ee aby mi jako prejavev dv\u00f3veru, \u017ee aby sa jako \u0148eb\u00e1v. V\u00ed\u0161, ten chlapec nemav \u0161\u00e1l okolo krku, bov tak\u00fd norm\u00e1lny, oby\u010dajn\u00fd, jako ke\u010f o vol\u00e1kom pov\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee faj\u010d\u00ed Marsky. To je tak\u00e9 oby\u010dajn\u00e9. Aj potom jako i\u0161ov ven faj\u010di\u0165 na terasu, ale ten drink si zebrav ze sebu. Vy\u0161ov som teda za n\u00edm a p\u00fdtam sa ho, \u010di mu to chut\u00ed. Povedav, \u017ee tak\u00e9 vola\u010do ne\u010dakav. \u017de to e\u0161te nepev, tak\u00e9to elegantn\u00e9 a dobr\u00e9. Usm\u00edval som sa a te\u0161ev. Urobev som mu pekn\u00fd rumov\u00fd Manhattan, \u010do je nazvan\u00fd polla tej \u010dasti v Nijorku. Dav som mu do toho dobr\u00fd \u010derven\u00fd vermut, dobr\u00fd zret\u00fd rum a tro\u0161i\u010dku cukru a pomaran\u010dov\u00e9ho lik\u00e9ru. Jak volakedy. Jak to robev ten f\u00fazat\u00fd p\u00e1nko, \u010do ho m\u00e1me na ste\u0148e. J\u00e1 si ho d\u00e1m norm\u00e1lne vytetuva\u0165 na ruku, lebo on to bov velk\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo.<br \/>\nNo. V\u00ed\u0161, volakedy z\u00e1vid\u00edm barom, ke\u010f idem v p\u00e1tek z roboty o druhej v noci a maj\u00fa pln\u00e9. Aj tam ze zvedavosti nakuknem, alebo kolko r\u00e1zy si d\u00e1m tam drink, \u0161ak j\u00e1 t\u00fdch susedov m\u00e1m r\u00e1d a re\u0161pektujem ich. Ale potom, ke\u010f som v tom zadymenom bare plnom t\u00fdch lu\u010f\u00ed, ker\u00ed s\u00fa v\u00e1c unaven\u00fd, jako vesel\u00fd a v\u00e1c rozjaren\u00fd, jak lastovi\u010dky, \u010do sa vracaj\u00fa domov, tak si pov\u00edm, \u017ee takto to robi\u0165 nes\u0165em. T\u00fdm nes\u0165em hovori\u0165 na nikoho ni\u010d jako negat\u00edvne. To m\u00e1\u0161 jak s top\u00e1nkami. Jenn\u00e9mu sa l\u00faba mokas\u00edny, druh\u00e9mu sand\u00e1le a tre\u0165\u00e9mu lagovky. Ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1me in\u00fd vkus a rob\u00edme len to, \u010do n\u00e1m rob\u00ed jako rados\u0165.<br \/>\nA tak to m\u00e1 by\u0165.<br \/>\nAle pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee kapelu u\u017e asi nezavol\u00e1m. Volaker\u00ed lu\u010f\u00ed s\u00fa \u0148eni moc v\u010fa\u010dn\u00fd a mysl\u00e1 si, \u017ee t\u00ed chlapci to rob\u00e1 zadarmo. No, pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee nerob\u00e1. Nigdo \u0148esk\u00e1 nerob\u00ed zadarmo.<br \/>\nPosted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz<\/p>\n<fb:like \r\n\t\thref=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/dik-neste-platit\/\" \r\n\t\tlayout=\"button_count\" \r\n\t\tshow_faces=\"false\" \r\n\t\twidth=\"350\" \r\n\t\t\r\n\t\taction=\"like\" \r\n\t\tcolorscheme=\"light\" \r\n\t\tstyle=\"margin-top:5px;\"\r\n\t\tclass=\"fb_edge_widget_with_comment fb_iframe_widget\"><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dik tento, Apinko, o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem! Tak som sa ti j\u00e1 \u010dil nasrav! Teda u\u017e ma to trochu aj pre\u0161lo, ale ke\u010f u\u017e ti jako vypisujem tuto, tak ti to pov\u00edm teda. Pritom to mohla by\u0165 tak\u00e1 pekn\u00e1 sobota, \u0165i pov\u00edm. Aj bola, ale pokazili mi ju tak\u00ed lu\u010f\u00e1. J\u00e1 ti to \u0148ev\u00edm ani definuva\u0165.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2211,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions\/2211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}