{"id":2250,"date":"2015-03-14T23:58:39","date_gmt":"2015-03-14T23:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/?p=2250"},"modified":"2015-03-15T17:47:57","modified_gmt":"2015-03-15T17:47:57","slug":"ty-stes-robit-barmana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/ty-stes-robit-barmana\/","title":{"rendered":"TY S\u0164E\u0160 ROBI\u0164 BARMANA?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dik Apinko, o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem. Tak\u00fd som ti bov nasrat\u00fd. A\u017e som ti bov tak\u00fd popolav\u00fd od nervov, \u0161ag to pozn\u00e1\u0161, ke\u010f \u010dloveka volado vyto\u010d\u00ed.
\nAby som ti to vysvetlev, \u017ee pre\u010do jako.
\n\"Sn\u00edmka<\/a>V\u00ed\u0161, vol\u00e1 mi jeden zn\u00e1my, \u017ee m\u00e1 jako brata, ker\u00fd m\u00e1 dvadsa\u0165 rokov, do\u0161tuduvav hotelov\u00fa \u0161kolu, aj sa z\u00fa\u010dast\u0148uvav t\u00fdch s\u00fa\u0165a\u017e\u00ed pre mlad\u00fdch. Tak reku, \u010di by sa u m\u0148a nena\u0161la vol\u00e1ka robota pre \u0148eho. \u017de by teda s\u0165ev robi\u0165 barmana u n\u00e1s. J\u00e1 som mu povedav, \u017ee nech chlapec d\u00f3jde za mnu, \u017ee sa doho\u0148neme. No chlapec ti do\u0161\u00f3v. Bov celkom mil\u00fd, mav tak\u00fd pevn\u00fd stisk, ke\u010f sme si podali ruky, \u0148\u00e9 jak volaker\u00fd, \u017ee ti ju ani por\u00e1\u0148ne nepodr\u017e\u00ed, je to jak keby si s\u0165isov vol\u00e1ku laknut\u00fa rybu. Ale \u0148\u00e9 o ryb\u00e1ch som ti s\u0165ev vypr\u00e1va\u0165. J\u00e1j, o tom chlapcovi. Tak teda sme sa doholli, \u017ee d\u00f3jde \u0161tvrtek ve\u010der, \u017ee sa jako rozkuk\u00e1, aby v p\u00e1tek a v sobotu i\u0161\u00f3v naostro do barbeku, aby bov zorientuvan\u00fd.
\nV\u00ed\u0161, u nas je to tak, \u017ee ke\u010f s\u0165e\u0161 robi\u0165 barmana, mus\u00ed\u0161 najprv uk\u00e1za\u0165, \u017ee si v\u00ed\u0161 dobre zorganizuva\u0165 to m\u00edsto, \u010fe sa um\u00fdvaj\u00fa poh\u00e1re, \u010fe sa pripravuj\u00fa sirupy a veci pre barmanov a nos\u00ed sa im lad, \u010dist\u00e9 poh\u00e1re a tak. A nakonec ve\u010dera e\u0161te um\u00fdva barmanom n\u00e1rad\u00ed \u00a0a tak. No, pov\u00edm ti, ke\u010f je robota, ten \u010dlovek sa narob\u00ed jak k\u00f3\u0148 a to si ja v\u00e1\u017eim, ke\u010f to rob\u00ed dobre, st\u00edha to \u0161ecko a m\u00e1 k tomu aj por\u00e1dek a je \u010distotn\u00fd jako. \u0160ak ale do sa \u0148esk\u00e1 nenarob\u00ed, \u017ee? Je to norm\u00e1lna vec a ke\u010f si mlad\u00fd, tak to jennoducho robi\u0165 mus\u00ed\u0161, aby si uk\u00e1zav, \u010do v tebe je, apinko.
\nNo, tak chlapec ti do\u0161\u00f3v ten \u0161tvrtek. Bolo akur\u00e1t aj dos\u0165 roboty. J\u00e1 som tam tedy nemohov by\u0165, \u0161ak ale, hovor\u00edm si, \u017ee ho uvid\u00edm v p\u00e1tek, pop\u00fdtam sa ho na \u0161ecky t\u00ed veci, \u010di ho to bav\u00ed a tak.
\nO\u010d\u00favaj ma sem. Chlapec ti mi p\u00e1tek poobede o druhej p\u00ed\u0161e esemesku, \u017ee ned\u00f3jde. \u017de mu t\u00e1to pr\u00e1ca jako nevyhovuje, \u017ee si on v\u00f3bec \u0148ev\u00ed predstavi\u0165, \u017ee by to jako robev na\u010falej a \u017ee m\u00e1 druh\u00fa robotu. Kuk\u00e1m na ten telef\u00f3n jak puk. Vol\u00e1m chlapcovi, \u017ee mu to jako pekne vysvetl\u00edm. Mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee zdvihov ten telef\u00f3n? No \u0148ezdvihov! Aby si bol v obraze. J\u00e1 som s n\u00edm r\u00e1tav, \u0161ecci mali voln\u00e1 a dovolenky, a j\u00e1 k tomu som ti mav nap\u00edsan\u00fa norm\u00e1lnu slu\u017ebu za barom. Va\u010d\u0161inu b\u00fdvam tak jako v z\u00e1lohe, ke\u010f je roboty vela, tak rob\u00edm. Ke\u010f \u0148eni, tak si rob\u00edm, vola\u010do v kancel\u00e1rii, v\u00ed\u0161 jako. No ale to \u0148eni t\u00e9ma. No, spo\u0165ev som sa hne\u010f, \u017ee \u010fe si j\u00e1 p\u00e1tek po\u00f3bede ze\u017eenem barbeka!
\nTak ti p\u00ed\u0161em chlapcovi nasp\u00e1k, \u017ee \u010di si myslev, \u017ee bude m\u00ed\u0161a\u0165 Manhatany s japonsk\u00fa ly\u017eicu hne\u010f na druh\u00fd de\u0148? Jak sa chlapec m\u00f3\u017ee hl\u00e1si\u0165 za barmana, ke\u010f mu vad\u00ed um\u00fdvan\u00ed poh\u00e1rov? Jak na to len m\u00f3\u017ee pomysle\u0165? Vysvetlev som mu, \u017ee j\u00e1 \u010dil nikoho nem\u00e1m, \u017ee som s n\u00edm r\u00e1tav. \u017de si mav odrobi\u0165 t\u00edto dva dni, ker\u00e9 m\u00e1 norm\u00e1lne zaplaten\u00e9 a potom mav ma\u0165 tr\u00e9ning, \u017ee ho budeme u\u010di\u0165. A p\u00ed\u0161em mu k tomu, \u017ee \u0161ecko sa \u00a0nau\u010di\u0165 d\u00e1, \u00a0jedine charakter \u0148\u00e9. Ten mus\u00ed\u0161 ma\u0165, ten sa ned\u00e1 natr\u00e9nuva\u0165.
\nV\u00ed\u0161 \u010do ti mi nap\u00edsav? \u017de on si \u0148ev\u00ed predstavi\u0165, \u017ee bude cel\u00fa noc pri my\u010dke! A \u017ee keby ve\u010fev, \u017ee to bude muse\u0165 robi\u0165 tri dni, tak \u017ee v\u00f3bec ned\u00f3jde! Skoro som ti chy\u0165ev imfakt! Tak som ti mu e\u0161te raz zavolav. Nakonec zdvihov. Hovor\u00ed mi, \u017ee on si myslev, \u017ee u\u017e p\u00f3jde za bar, \u017ee v druh\u00fdch baroch ide hne\u010f a nemus\u00ed um\u00fdva\u0165 poh\u00e1re. Tak sa ho p\u00fdtam \u010di si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee je p\u00e1tek ve\u010der \u010das na vol\u00e1ke u\u010den\u00ed. Ale, hovor\u00edm mu, \u017ee ke\u010f si jako tr\u00fafa, nech len pekne d\u00f3jde, m\u00f3\u017ee \u00eds\u0165 \u00a0za bar za m\u0148a\u00a0a j\u00e1 p\u00f3jdem um\u00fdva\u0165 poh\u00e1re. Ostav ticho. Ke\u010f som mu t\u00fa ponuku zopakuvav, lebo som si jako myslev, \u017ee neo\u010duv dobre, tak hovor\u00ed, \u017ee on mus\u00ed \u00eds\u0165 do tej druhej roboty. No, tak som mu e\u0161te nakonec presne pripomenuv \u010do sl\u00fabev a na \u010dom zme sa doholli a jak\u00e9 starosti mi sp\u00f3sobev a potom som mu len povedav, \u017ee sa te\u0161\u00edm, ke\u010f ho volade uvid\u00edm za barom.
\nSpomenuv som si e\u0161te na jenn\u00e9ho mlad\u00e9ho n\u00e1dejn\u00e9ho barmana, ker\u00fd t\u00e9\u017e s\u0165ev robi\u0165 u n\u00e1s, ten s\u00edce p\u00e1tek ve\u010der do\u0161\u00f3v, ale o \u010fev\u00e1tej ve\u010der ode\u0161ov domov, lebo ho bolev chrb\u00e1t, \u017ee sa mu vr\u00e1tilo star\u00e9 zra\u0148en\u00ed. Chu\u010f\u00e1\u010dik.
\nJ\u00e1 ti u\u017e fakt \u0148ev\u00edm. \u0147es\u0165em t\u00fdch mlad\u00fdch h\u00e1dza\u0165 do jenn\u00e9ho vreca, ka\u017ed\u00fd je inak\u0161\u00ed. Ale \u010do si chlapci mysleli?
\nAno, volaker\u00ed sa vychv\u00e1l\u00e1, \u017ee s\u00fa barmani, \u017ee vyhrav vol\u00e1ku s\u00fa\u0165a\u017e na \u0161kole a \u017ee m\u00e1 uroben\u00fd kurz u R\u00f3ta. V\u00ed\u0161, m\u00e1m aj j\u00e1 chu\u0165 ho hne\u010f da\u0165 za bar, \u017ee nech teda uk\u00e1\u017ee, \u010d\u00edm sa tak chv\u00e1li. Nech urob\u00ed dva drinky na raz. No pov\u00edm ti, ani by si neprdov za t\u00fdm barom, tak\u00fa by mav s\u0165\u00e1hnut\u00fa ri\u0165. Len \u017ee je to zbyto\u010dn\u00e9 takto robi\u0165, nedonese mi to ni\u010d.
\nVola\u010do ti pov\u00edm, mlad\u00fd \u010dlovek. Je vela ved\u00facich, \u010do prev\u00e1dzkuj\u00fa bary, \u017ee ke\u010f im pov\u00ed\u0161, jak\u00fd si ty bov na \u0161kole \u010d\u00e1vo, tak \u0165a hne\u010f postav\u00e1 za bar. A tak to m\u00e1 by\u0165 a j\u00e1 ti to prajem. \u0160koda len, \u017ee s\u00fa to bary, \u010fe cel\u00fd ve\u010der m\u00ed\u0161a\u0161 vodky s redbulom a podobn\u00e9 sra\u010dky. Nal\u00edva\u0161 p\u00e1leno, hlavne D\u017eeka, volakedy aj s kolu. Volakedy bez. Tak\u00e9to veci zvl\u00e1da\u0161 a tam sa m\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 robi\u0165 navysoko.
\nTy, mlad\u00fd \u010dlovek, ke\u010f m\u00e1\u0161 tak\u00e9to amb\u00edcie, tak je to v por\u00e1dku. Ale ke\u010f sa u\u017e vola\u010fe ide\u0161 p\u00fdta\u0165 na robotu, tak si najprv otvor guugle, daj si tam meno toho baru a kukni si, jak\u00fd maj\u00fa l\u00edstek, \u010do sa o nich p\u00ed\u0161e a tak.
\nKe\u010f \u0161ak s\u0165e\u0161 by\u0165 dobr\u00fd barman, tak si uvedom, \u017ee aj v t\u00fdch najlep\u0161\u00edch ponnikoch ti \u0161ancu daj\u00fa, ale mus\u00ed\u0161 uk\u00e1za\u0165, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 srdco. \u017de si \u0161ikovn\u00fd v t\u00fdch z\u00e1klann\u00fdch vec\u00e1ch, \u017ee sa neboj\u00ed\u0161 roboty, \u017ee si ochotn\u00fd maka\u0165 naplno. Ono sa ti to \u0161ecko vr\u00e1ti. S tak\u00fdmto pr\u00edstupom m\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 by\u0165 velk\u00fd \u010dlovek. Nezabunni si zebra\u0165 k\u00fasek pokory zesebu a chu\u0165 sa zlep\u0161uva\u0165. Tedy si v\u00edtan\u00fd. A nemus\u00ed\u0161 si robi\u0165 ani kurz u r\u00f3ta, ten ti je nani\u010d. S t\u00fdm si m\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 … no, v\u00ed\u0161 jak sa to hovor\u00ed. N\u00e1jdi si rad\u0161ej por\u00e1nny bar, \u010fe \u0165a s\u00edce hne\u010f nepus\u0165\u00e1 stiruva\u0165 Manhatany, ale ti najprv vysvetl\u00e1, \u010do to ten Manhatan vlastne je.<\/p>\n

No a jak to b\u00fdva u n\u00e1s zvykom, ke\u010f sa to nau\u010d\u00ed\u0161, tak sa bude\u0161 po roku a pol c\u00edti\u0165 tak\u00fd \u010d\u00e1vo, \u017ee ti u\u017e ten bar bude mal\u00fd a \u017ee predsa len na teba \u010dak\u00e1 ten Lond\u00fdn. Ale to je zas in\u00fd pr\u00edbeh, o tom ti povypr\u00e1vam volakedy inokedy.<\/p>\n

Vid\u00ed\u0161 Apinko, takto zme dopalli. Keby si vedev o vol\u00e1kom \u0161ikovnom barmanovi, nap\u00ed\u0161 mi. Ide leto, budeme potrebuva\u0165 lud\u00ed. Vlastne u\u017e potrebujeme, tak volaj, alebo p\u00ed\u0161. Ale pros\u00edm \u0165a, sk\u00fas im poveda\u0165 najprv, \u017ee nech sa hl\u00e1sa tak\u00ed, \u010do s\u0165\u00fa najprv robi\u0165 a potom sa vola\u010do nau\u010di\u0165. \u0147\u00e9 naopak.<\/p>\n

pekny ve\u010der<\/p>\n

Posted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz<\/p>\n

foto zdroj: vol\u00e1ka odborn\u00e1 \u0161kola<\/p>\n

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Dik Apinko, o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem. Tak\u00fd som ti bov nasrat\u00fd. A\u017e som ti bov tak\u00fd popolav\u00fd od nervov, \u0161ag to pozn\u00e1\u0161, ke\u010f \u010dloveka volado vyto\u010d\u00ed. Aby som ti to vysvetlev, \u017ee pre\u010do jako. V\u00ed\u0161, vol\u00e1 mi jeden zn\u00e1my, \u017ee m\u00e1 jako brata, ker\u00fd m\u00e1 dvadsa\u0165 rokov, do\u0161tuduvav hotelov\u00fa \u0161kolu, aj sa z\u00fa\u010dast\u0148uvav t\u00fdch s\u00fa\u0165a\u017e\u00ed pre […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2250"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2261,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250\/revisions\/2261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}