O\u010d\u00favaj ma sem. \u010c\u00edtaj ty si pozorne Apinko, lebo \u010dil sa budem tro\u0161ku robi\u0165 m\u00fadry, ale j\u00e1 \u0148\u00e9 v zlom. V\u00ed\u0161, s\u0165em ti sem menuva\u0165, aby si si tro\u0161ku zlep\u0161ev formu, jak sa hovor\u00ed. Tak si v\u0161\u00edmam volaker\u00fdch \u010da\u0161n\u00edkov po re\u0161tavr\u00e1ci\u00e1ch, tak ma napallo, \u017ee by som ti o tom vola\u010do nap\u00edsav, mojich tak\u00fdch 5 poraden\u00ed:<\/p>\n
1. Ke\u010f vid\u00ed\u0161 na stole doje\u010fen\u00fd tan\u00edr, ale \u017ee \u00faplne doje\u010fen\u00fd, \u017ee to vypad\u00e1 skoro, jak keby to vyl\u00edzav hos\u0165ov pes, ker\u00e9mu si zabudov do\u0148\u00e9s\u0165 vodu, a ty sa rozho\u0148ne\u0161 u\u017e to \u00eds\u0165 jako zebra\u0165, tak sa ho op\u00fdta\u0161 “\u017ee zdovolen\u00edm”? Alebo \u017ee m\u00f3\u017eem zebra\u0165? \u00a0Toto \u010do je? Jak\u00e1 veta? \u0160ak \u010do si mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee ten hos\u0165 si s\u0165e ten tan\u00edr zebra\u0165 domov jako suven\u00edr? \u0160ak je asi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee si ho tam \u0148es\u0165e neha\u0165 a pochr\u00fama\u0165 ho jak ten k\u00f3boj z limon\u00e1dov\u00e9ho Joa! \u00a0\u0160ak to je prirodzen\u00e9, \u017ee m\u00f3\u017ee\u0161, tak sa ho pros\u00edm \u0165a pekne nep\u00fdtaj na blbosti. Rad\u0161ej s n\u00edm komunikuj! Ke\u010f m\u00e1 tan\u00edr pr\u00e1zdny, tak mu pekne s povedz, \u017ee vid\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee mu jello chutilo a ke\u010f ti pov\u00ed, \u017ee ano, povedz, \u017ee si velice r\u00e1d. Alebo ke\u010f tam e\u0161te tro\u0161ku vola\u010do nehav a ty si sa nep\u00fdtav ke\u010f jedov, \u010di mu chut\u00ed, tak sa ho to op\u00fdtaj aspo\u0148 teraz. Op\u00fdtaj sa ho, \u010di bov s jellom spokojn\u00fd. To m\u00e1 ovela va\u010d\u0161\u00fa hodnotu, lebo to nazna\u010duje, \u017ee \u0165a zauj\u00edma hos\u0165ov n\u00e1zor na to, \u010do pred\u00e1vate a \u010di to rob\u00edte dobre. Hovor hlavne za seba. \u0147\u00e9 \u017ee to sme radi, \u017ee to n\u00e1s te\u0161\u00ed a \u017ee pov\u00ed\u0161 kuch\u00e1rom. \u0147\u00e9. TY povedz, \u017ee ty si r\u00e1d, \u017ee ty sa te\u0161\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee tak dobre var\u00edte a \u017ee ty rob\u00ed\u0161 v takej re\u0161tike, \u010di bare, \u017ee tam rob\u00e1 fajnov\u00e9 veci.<\/p>\n
2. Ste\u0161 pon\u00faknu\u0165 vola\u010do navy\u0161e? Jako \u017ee ty si dobr\u00fd \u010da\u0161n\u00edk, \u017ee ty rozum\u00ed\u0161 konceptu, \u017ee jako s\u0165e\u0161 uspokoji\u0165 hos\u0165a, \u017ee ty ho s\u0165e\u0161 prekvapi\u0165, o\u010dari\u0165 a \u017ee ty pred\u00e1va\u0161? Ale povedz mi ty Apinko jako to s\u0165e\u0161 robi\u0165, ke\u010f pou\u017e\u00edva\u0161 spojen\u00ed, \u00a0\u017ee: \u00a0Pon\u00faknem si nejak\u00fd dezert\u00edk, alebo k\u00e1vi\u010dku? \u00a0Ke\u010f toto o\u010dujem, tak mi ide vykr\u00fati\u0165 t\u00e9 moje odst\u00e1vaj\u00face u\u0161i. To \u010do jako pon\u00faka\u0161? Toto je ponuka? Apinko, pon\u00fakaj konkr\u00e9tne: \u010derstv\u00fd malinov\u00fd kol\u00e1\u010d, jahody z mascarpone, vanilkov\u00fd \u010d\u00edzkej. C\u00edti\u0161 to? C\u00edti\u0161 to ty na jazyku? C\u00edti\u0161 t\u00fa sez\u00f3nu, to leto, t\u00fa \u010derstvos\u0165 to fajnov\u00e9? Predstavuje\u0161 si to? M\u00e1\u0161 u\u017e aj ty na to chu\u0165? U\u017e aj ty sa obl\u00edka\u0161 a ide\u0161 hne\u010f do mon\u010fij\u00e9 si da\u0165 t\u00e9 \u010derstv\u00e9 palacinky? Ch\u00e1pe\u0161? Mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee \u0165a prin\u00fati sta\u0165 z postele dezert\u00edk? Drin\u010d\u00edk? Vola\u010do na pi\u0165\u00ed?<\/p>\n
3. \u010c\u00edtaj hru. Jak hokejista, jak majster sveta. Jak Demitra. Nau\u010d sa ve\u010fe\u0165, kedy vy\u0161tartuva\u0165 za pukom a kedy ra\u010dej zablokuva\u0165 hr\u00e1\u010da, lebo ten by bov pri puku sk\u00f3r a zebrav by ti ho. Aby si ma rozumev. Ke\u010f sa dvaj\u00e1-traj\u00e1 debatuj\u00fa medzi sebu, nepon\u00fakaj poh\u00e1r vody, ani e\u0161te jeden drink. Nehaj ich. Sleduj ich perif\u00e9rnym pohladom Winetua. Ty mus\u00ed\u0161 vetri\u0165 jak jeho Hat\u00e1titla. Ty ich c\u00edti\u0161. Ty v\u00ed\u0161, ty \u010d\u00edta\u0161 hru. M\u00e1\u0161 tre\u0165\u00e9 oko vzadu. Ty v\u00ed\u0161, kedy m\u00e1\u0161 d\u00f3js\u0165. Ty v\u00ed\u0161, kedy za\u00fato\u010di\u0165, aby si mav \u00faspech, aby \u0165a obdivuvali. M\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 to vola\u0165 aj chochmes, alebo c\u00ed\u0165en\u00ed, je to velice vz\u00e1cne, \u010do sa mus\u00ed\u0161 u\u010di\u0165, ale v prvom rade sa to mus\u00ed\u0161 s\u0165e\u0165 u\u010di\u0165. Angli\u010dani to volaj\u00fa Tajming. Velice d\u00f3le\u017eit\u00e1 vec ve\u010fe\u0165, kedy vst\u00fapi\u0161 do rozhovoru, aby si bov \u00faspe\u0161n\u00fd. Pov\u00edm ti jennu pr\u00edhodu, ale takto iba potichu, lebo sa aj mne volakedy e\u0161te stane, \u017ee to neodhannem. Pani som pon\u00fakov n\u00e1\u0161 \u010d\u00edzkej. Op\u00edsav som ho jako fajnov\u00fd, jemn\u00fd, \u017ee ho d\u00e1vame s malinov\u00fdm metov\u00fdm pyr\u00e9, lebo bolo vide\u0165, \u017ee ho jako e\u0161te u n\u00e1s nejella. Potom som bov n\u00e1hodou pri kase, oni sedeli k\u00fasek od nej, zbadav som ju a p\u00fdtam sa jej, \u017ee jak\u00fd teda bov. T\u00e1 pani ma dokonca ani neo\u010dula, upozornila ju na to jej kamar\u00e1dka, \u017ee sa jej p\u00fdtam jako na ten \u010d\u00edzkej. A ona tak v\u00e1havo \u017ee nebov zl\u00fd. A j\u00e1 \u017ee no tak to som v\u00e1s moc neprekvapev a slubuvav som asi vela. Ona sa tak jako spamatala a hovor\u00ed, \u017ee aby som sa nehnevav, \u017ee ten \u010d\u00edzkej bov fajnov\u00fd, ale \u017ee sa akur\u00e1t vypr\u00e1vali o jej b\u00fdvalom frajerovi, \u010di mu\u017eovi, \u0148ev\u00edm ti u\u017e jako teraz a \u017ee tak odpovedala jako \u017ee pod t\u00fdm vplyvom. Zasm\u00e1li sme sa, j\u00e1 teda, \u017ee \u010di bov ten \u010d\u00edzkej lep\u0161\u00ed jak jej b\u00fdval\u00fd mu\u017e a ona \u017ee ur\u010dite. No tak to len aby si vedev, \u017ee tajming si nek\u00fapi\u0161 na \u017e\u00e1nnom \u0161kolen\u00ed.<\/p>\n
4. V\u00ed\u0161. Tvoj probl\u00e9m je, \u017ee chod\u00ed\u0161, kuk\u00e1\u0161, ale pritom m\u00e1\u0161 zavret\u00e9 o\u010di. Nevid\u00ed\u0161. Nehovor\u00edm \u010dil o hos\u0165och, ale o tom, \u010do hos\u0165 nevid\u00ed. O z\u00e1kulis\u00ed, do ker\u00e9ho nem\u00e1 pr\u00edstup. Aj si mysl\u00ed o tebe \u017ee si fajin \u010da\u0161n\u00edk, alebo barman. \u017de v\u00ed\u0161. Ale probl\u00e9m je, \u017ee toto \u0148eni cel\u00e1 tvoja robota. Tv\u00e1ri\u0165 sa milo, by\u0165 za fajnov\u00e9ho \u010d\u00e1va. Ty z\u00edde\u0161 dole do skladu a nevid\u00ed\u0161. Nevid\u00ed\u0161 rozh\u00e1dzan\u00e9 kart\u00f3n, nevid\u00ed\u0161 povaluj\u00face sa be\u0148ni\u010dky, tovar, ker\u00fd by sa mav vylo\u017ei\u0165. Videv som aj koncepty, \u010fe na to maj\u00fa lud\u00ed. Rob\u00ed to sklann\u00edk pekne \u0161ecko za teba. Ale tak\u00e9to kolosy rob\u00e1 tro\u0161ku in\u00e9 \u010d\u00edsla a ty rob\u00ed\u0161 iba v malom bare, \u010fe je ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00e1visl\u00fd od ka\u017ed\u00e9ho. Tak \u017ee ke\u010f to neurob\u00ed\u0161 ty, urob\u00ed to tvoj kolega. V\u00ed\u0161, vol\u00e1 sa to charakter. Ma\u0165 charakter znamen\u00e1 ma\u0165 aj otvoren\u00e9 o\u010di. Vi\u010fe\u0165, \u010do treba urobi\u0165. A jasne, \u017ee \u0148\u00e9 len vide\u0165, ale aj naozaj urobi\u0165. Va\u010d\u0161inu tak\u00e9to roboty netrvaj\u00fa v\u00e1c jak 10-15 min\u00fat. Ke\u010f pov\u00ed\u0161 kolegovi, \u017ee to \u010dil ide\u0161 urobi\u0165, vydr\u017e\u00ed chv\u00edlu bez teba. Jasne, \u017ee \u0148\u00e9 tedy, ke\u010f m\u00e1 pln\u00fd bar. V\u00ed\u0161. Kukni sa okolo seba. Kukni sa pod be\u0148ni\u010dky, \u010di ich netreba ve\u010der odsun\u00fa\u0165, lebo sa tam nahromadila \u0161pina. V\u00a0takom bare je toho naozaj moc, \u010do si vy\u017eaduje ma\u0165 otvoren\u00e9 o\u010di.<\/p>\n
5. No a nakonec. Chovaj sa \u017edy tak, jak s\u0165e\u0161, aby sa chovali k tebe. Ke\u010f d\u00f3jde\u0161 do roboty s odut\u00fa hubu, tak sa ne\u010duduj, \u017ee bud\u00fa odut\u00ed aj oni na teba. Ke\u010f bude\u0161 chodi\u0165 nasrat\u00fd a t\u00e9 hov\u00e9nka ti bud\u00fa vide\u0165 v o\u010d\u00e1ch, nebud\u00fa \u0165a ma\u0165 radi ani par\u0165\u00e1ci ani hos\u0165\u00e1. M\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 ty vypr\u00e1va\u0165 aj nechsap\u00e1\u010di, aj \u017ee pon\u00fakne\u0161 kol\u00e1\u010dik vol\u00e1ky, ale ke\u010f chod\u00ed\u0161 v robote jak s\u00fastru\u017en\u00edk, ker\u00fd m\u00e1 zle na\u0161teluvan\u00fd s\u00fastruh, tak to bude z teba c\u00edti\u0165 jak keby si sa dosrav. Pov\u00edm ti to takto narovinu. Ke\u010f \u0165a robota sere, tak do nej nehybaj. Jennoduch\u00e9. \u0147es\u0165em ti j\u00e1 samozrejme poveda\u0165, \u017ee ke\u010f sa zle vysp\u00ed\u0161, tak nehybaj do roboty, to je jasn\u00e9. To sa nerob\u00ed. Ale mysl\u00edm tvoj v\u0161eobecn\u00fd stav. Sk\u00fas si najprv pusti\u0165 t\u00fato pesni\u010dku dole. \u017ddy, ke\u010f p\u00f3jde\u0161 do roboty. Mne to dod\u00e1va moc energie. A nemus\u00edm by\u0165 ani nasrat\u00fd, p\u00fa\u0161\u0165am si ju len tak, \u017ee ma bav\u00ed.
\nMo\u017eno, \u017ee ti to pom\u00f3\u017ee.V\u00ed\u0161, pov\u00edm ti j\u00e1 \u010dil tak mimo t\u00e9my. J\u00e1 ti toho Karola Ducho\u0148a velice uzn\u00e1vam. On bov k\u00fasek od n\u00e1s, mysl\u00edm \u017ee ze Zlat\u00fdch Morav\u00e9c. Pov\u00edm ti, \u017ee volaker\u00e9 pesni\u010dky maj\u00fa tak\u00fa energiu, \u017ee ty si z nej m\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 zebra\u0165 pre seba kolko len s\u0165e\u0161 a st\u00e1le je dobr\u00e1. Karol bov p\u00e1n. Bol to boh\u00e9m. R\u00e1d bavev lud\u00ed, je to c\u00edti\u0165 z jeho pesni\u010d\u00e9k. \u010cil ti nehovor\u00edm o t\u00fdch repe\u0165\u00e1ckych odrhuva\u010dk\u00e1ch. P\u00e1r vec\u00ed tam m\u00e1 tak\u00fdch, \u017ee som skoro odpadov. V t\u00fdch textoch je tak moc, \u010do \u0165a m\u00f3\u017ee in\u0161piruva\u0165 a nakop\u00e1va\u0165 furt dopredu. Jenno je na \u0148om vz\u00e1cne. S t\u00fdch pesni\u010d\u00e9k je c\u00edti\u0165, \u017ee to, \u010do robev, robev r\u00e1d. A \u0148\u00e9 len \u017ee to robev r\u00e1d, on to aj robi\u0165 vedev. Kr\u00e1sny hlas a \u0161ecko \u010do k tomu patr\u00ed. Porad\u00edm ti. Zeber si jeho nad\u0161en\u00ed do roboty, k t\u00e1cke, alebo k \u0161ejkru za bar. A ukazuj \u0161eck\u00fdm, \u017ee to, \u010do rob\u00ed\u0161, rob\u00ed\u0161 r\u00e1d. In\u00e1\u010d tvoj \u017eivot nebude ma\u0165 zmysel, Apinko.<\/p>\n
A \u010dil si pusti pesni\u010dku:<\/p>\n