{"id":671,"date":"2012-03-18T19:13:41","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T19:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/?p=671"},"modified":"2012-03-18T19:55:29","modified_gmt":"2012-03-18T19:55:29","slug":"dik-do-je-tu-zle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/dik-do-je-tu-zle\/","title":{"rendered":"DIK, DO JE TU ZLE?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jako ka\u017ed\u00fa nedelu som si fajnovo i\u0161ov na k\u00e1vu. Chod\u00edm norm\u00e1lne \u017edycky do Linosu, ale ten je v nedelu zavret\u00fd, tak\u00e9 m\u00e1m na to nervy, lebo si nem\u00e1m \u010fe da\u0165 fajnov\u00fa k\u00e1vu. Teda kapu\u010d\u00edno j\u00e1 pij\u00e1vam \u017edycky d\u00f3beda. \u00a0Teraz, jak toto p\u00ed\u0161em ma napala e\u0161te jenna dobr\u00e1, ker\u00e1 je na stanici, ale \u017edycky na \u0148u nev\u00edm pre\u010do zabunnem, a tam maj\u00fa \u017edycky dobr\u00fa k\u00e1vu. No nevad\u00ed, bud\u00facu nedelu som tam. Teda, n\u00e9 \u017ee by u n\u00e1s boli len dve kav\u00e1rne. Je ich tu a\u017e moc. Ale nikdo z nich si ned\u00e1va pozor na to, \u010do pred\u00e1vaj\u00fa. Chodev som sem-tam do tej kav\u00e1rne v Mlynoch, \u010do je spojen\u00e1 s t\u00fdm obchodom s knih\u00e1ma. No pov\u00edm v\u00e1m, a to jako nes\u0165em ohov\u00e1ra\u0165, nikdy tam neicte, tam neve\u010f\u00e1 urobi\u0165 ani norm\u00e1lne pikolo, \u00a0je to tak zle, \u017ee som im to a\u017e musev poveda\u0165. Teda nes\u0165ev som im to poveda\u0165 hne\u010f, ale ke\u010f si t\u00e1 blond\u00fdna, \u010do tam rob\u00ed nehala sama od seba 40 centov tringeld, tak som jej to povedav. N\u00e9, \u017ee by som bov lakom\u00fd, ale nes\u0165ev som da\u0165 tringeld, lebo t\u00e1 k\u00e1va bola fakt zl\u00e1. Asi mi dala druh\u00e1ka. V\u00edte, ke\u010f z jennej d\u00e1vky k\u00e1vy urob\u00ed dve. Alebo to bov ten chlapec za barom, \u010do sa furt \u0161kr\u00e1be, nev\u00edm.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nTak som teda i\u0161ov do druhej kav\u00e1rni v Mlynoch, tam teda chod\u00edvam, ke\u010f je ten Linos zavret\u00fd. T\u00ed d\u00edv\u010dence ma u\u017e poznaj\u00fa, ke\u010f som im raz povedav, \u017ee by som sa tak\u00e9 kapu\u010d\u00edno hambev pred\u00e1va\u0165, tak odtedy mi u\u017e rob\u00e1 celkom dobr\u00e9. Neni to s\u00edce Linos, ale celkom to ujde.<br \/>\nNesk\u00e1 tam bola tak\u00e1 sil\u0148ej\u0161\u00e1 \u010da\u0161n\u00ed\u010dka, t\u00e1 ma nepoznala, ve\u010f v\u00ed\u0165e, v t\u00fdch kav\u00e1r\u0148ach sa to dos\u0165 men\u00ed. Tak mi don\u00e9sla kapu\u010d\u00edno, \u010do tam na pulte st\u00e1lo u\u017e asi 10 min\u00fat. Norm\u00e1lne zasu\u0161en\u00e1 k\u00e1va na okraji skoro celej \u0161\u00e1lky, ani som to neochutnav. Norm\u00e1lne som si musev naslini\u0165 prst, ke\u010f som s\u0165ev da\u0165 to osu\u0161en\u00e9 dole, lebo som nevedev, \u010di t\u00e1 \u0161\u00e1lka je len zedrat\u00e1, alebo \u0161pinav\u00e1. Bola zasu\u0161en\u00e1 od tej k\u00e1vy. Zavolav som ju teda, \u017ee \u010di mi ju m\u00f3\u017ee vymeni\u0165. Hovor\u00ed, \u017ee ve\u010f to je norm\u00e1lne kapu\u010d\u00edno. J\u00e1 som jej nes\u0165ev vysvetluva\u0165, \u017ee \u010do je u m\u0148a norm\u00e1lne kapu\u010d\u00edno, len som sa jej e\u0161te raz op\u00fdtav, \u010di mi to teda vymen\u00ed, \u017ee ke\u010f n\u00e9, tak ho zaplat\u00edm a p\u00f3jdem pre\u010d. Tak mi hovor\u00ed, \u017ee mi ho teda vymen\u00ed.<br \/>\nPre\u010do to ale \u010dil p\u00ed\u0161em. Norm\u00e1lne som sa j\u00e1 c\u00edtev zle. Teraz som aj rozm\u00fd\u0161lav, \u010di jej n\u00e1hodov nem\u00e1m da\u0165 va\u010d\u0161\u00ed tringeld, \u017ee ke\u010f mi to teda vymenila za lep\u0161\u00e9. Sedeli vela m\u0148a tak\u00ed dvaj\u00e1 a t\u00ed na m\u0148a kukali, nev\u00edm, \u010do si o mne mohli mysle\u0165. Asi \u017ee som vol\u00e1ky debil. Je mi to s\u00edce jenno, ale aj tak. Pre\u010do by som sa j\u00e1 mav c\u00edti\u0165 zle, ke\u010f sa mi nel\u00fabi to, \u010do pred\u00e1vaj\u00fa? Ke\u010f za to nes\u0165em vyhodi\u0165 l\u00f3ve?<br \/>\nHovor\u00edm si, \u017ee takto sa asi m\u00f3\u017ee c\u00edti\u0165 vela lud\u00ed, preto v\u00e1m nepove\u010f\u00e1, \u017ee s\u00fa neni spokojn\u00ed s t\u00fdm, \u010do akur\u00e1t dostali na st\u00f3l. Vlastne to nehovor\u00edm ani j\u00e1. M\u00e1m im vypr\u00e1va\u0165, \u017ee ja sa vyzn\u00e1m, \u017ee j\u00e1 velice dobre v\u00edm, jak m\u00e1 vypada\u0165 dobr\u00e9 kapu\u010d\u00edno, alebo dobr\u00fd koktajl? M\u00e1m im to j\u00e1 vysvetluva\u0165, ke\u010f im to je aj tak jenno? Na\u010do, j\u00e1 sa nes\u0165em robi\u0165 navysoko, preto som rad\u0161ej kolkor\u00e1zy ticho&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Preto ma o\u010d\u00favajte \u0161eci t\u00ed, ker\u00fd ma s\u0165ete o\u010d\u00fava\u0165, ker\u00fd sa s\u0165ete zlep\u0161i\u0165, ker\u00fd s\u0165ete svoju robotu robi\u0165 lep\u0161\u00ed, ako ste ju robili \u010der\u00e1.<br \/>\nJ\u00e1 som u\u017e vela r\u00e1zy nab\u00e1dav lud\u00ed, teda host\u00ed, aby \u00a0sa s\u0165a\u017euvali, ke\u010f s\u00fa neni spokojn\u00ed. Ale vela z nich to nikdy robi\u0165 nebude. Vela lud\u00ed sa nevyzn\u00e1, nev\u00ed, ke\u010f s\u00fa neni spokojn\u00ed, len pokr\u010d\u00e1 plec\u00e1ma a v\u00e1c nepr\u00eddu. Alebo mo\u017eno aj pr\u00eddu, lebo nemaj\u00fa in\u00fa mo\u017enos\u0165.<br \/>\nPreto ty, \u010da\u0161n\u00edk, alebo barman, a je \u00faplne jenno, \u010di si ob\u00e9zny, alebo chud\u00fd, \u010di si pekn\u00fd, alebo ani moc n\u00e9, ty si \u017edycky v\u00e1\u017e host\u00ed, ker\u00ed ti slu\u0161ne pove\u010f\u00e1, \u017ee to, \u010do si im akur\u00e1t don\u00e9sov na st\u00f3l neni pr\u00e1ve to, \u010do si predstavuvali, \u017ee dostan\u00fa. Ty si \u017edycky mus\u00ed\u0161 uvedomi\u0165, \u017ee si sklamav ich o\u010dak\u00e1va\u0148\u00e1, ktor\u00fd do teba a do ponniku, v kerom akur\u00e1t rob\u00ed\u0161, vkladali. Ty si sklamav ich, n\u00e9 oni teba. Tak sa \u0165a p\u00fdtam, \u010di m\u00e1\u0161 pr\u00e1vo by\u0165 podr\u00e1\u017eden\u00fd. \u010ci m\u00e1\u0161 pr\u00e1vo vysvetluva\u0165 svoju skreslen\u00fa pravdu. No nem\u00e1\u0161, apinko. V\u00ed\u0161 \u010do m\u00e1\u0161 robi\u0165? M\u00e1\u0161 sa najpr a hne\u010f omluvi\u0165. M\u00e1\u0161 poveda\u0165, \u017ee PREP\u00c1\u010cTE, MRZ\u00cd MA TO! \u00a0A potom sa m\u00e1\u0161 op\u00fdta\u0165, \u010di im M\u00d3\u017dE\u0160 do\u0148\u00e9s\u0165 nov\u00e9. Len tak\u00fdmto pr\u00edstupom z\u00edska\u0161 toho hos\u0165a nasp\u00e1k na svoju stranu. Ty si ho dokonca z\u00edska\u0161 e\u0161te v\u00e1c! Ty m\u00e1\u0161 t\u00fato jedine\u010dn\u00fa chv\u00edlu a pr\u00edle\u017eitos\u0165 uk\u00e1za\u0165, jak\u00fd si in\u00fd do t\u00fdch ostatn\u00fdch barov a kav\u00e1rn\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 lep\u0161\u00ed pr\u00edstup k t\u00fdm lu\u010fom. To je to najpodstatnej\u0161\u00e9, pre\u010do lud\u00ed pr\u00eddu aj druh\u00fd raz. \u017de bud\u00fa vede\u0165, \u017ee im \u017edy donese\u0161 kvalitn\u00fa vec na st\u00f3l. A ke\u010f sa to n\u00e1hodov nepodar\u00ed, lebo aj to sa norm\u00e1lne st\u00e1va, \u0161ak neni sme stroje, tak \u00a0v\u00ed\u0161 poveda\u0165 prep\u00e1\u010dte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>d\u00fafam, \u017ee ste mi rozumeli&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Posted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<fb:like \r\n\t\thref=\"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/dik-do-je-tu-zle\/\" \r\n\t\tlayout=\"button_count\" \r\n\t\tshow_faces=\"false\" \r\n\t\twidth=\"350\" \r\n\t\t\r\n\t\taction=\"like\" \r\n\t\tcolorscheme=\"light\" \r\n\t\tstyle=\"margin-top:5px;\"\r\n\t\tclass=\"fb_edge_widget_with_comment fb_iframe_widget\"><\/fb:like>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jako ka\u017ed\u00fa nedelu som si fajnovo i\u0161ov na k\u00e1vu. Chod\u00edm norm\u00e1lne \u017edycky do Linosu, ale ten je v nedelu zavret\u00fd, tak\u00e9 m\u00e1m na to nervy, lebo si nem\u00e1m \u010fe da\u0165 fajnov\u00fa k\u00e1vu. Teda kapu\u010d\u00edno j\u00e1 pij\u00e1vam \u017edycky d\u00f3beda. \u00a0Teraz, jak toto p\u00ed\u0161em ma napala e\u0161te jenna dobr\u00e1, ker\u00e1 je na stanici, ale \u017edycky na [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[82,80,79,81],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":674,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions\/674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}