“O\u010d\u00favaj ma sem, pov\u00edm ti vec”, hovor\u00ed mi jeden dobr\u00fd kamar\u00e1d. Ty mus\u00ed\u0161 v tvojom bare faj\u010di\u0165! Mus\u00ed\u0161 da\u0165 lu\u010fom, \u010do s\u0165\u00fa! Ke\u010f s\u0165\u00fa faj\u010di\u0165, tak nech faj\u010d\u00e1 aj dve naraz!
\nTento m\u00f3j kamar\u00e1d v\u00ed, o \u010dom hovor\u00ed. S\u00e1m je dlhoro\u010dn\u00fd majitel ponniku, \u010fe najv\u00e1c cho\u010f\u00e1 lu\u010f\u00e1 u n\u00e1s v Nitre.
\nTak jako vela ponnikatelov, \u010do maj\u00fa re\u0161tavr\u00e1cie a \u010fe sa \u010dil u\u017e nem\u00f3\u017ee faj\u010di\u0165, lebo sa tam j\u00ed, tak aj on pri\u0161\u00f3v o dos\u0165 l\u00f3vov. \u00a0Tr\u017eby i\u0161ly dole, lebo lu\u010f\u00e1 l\u00faba faj\u010di\u0165. S\u00e1m som to za\u017eev v tej re\u0161tavr\u00e1cii na poschod\u00ed. T\u00e1 bola svojho \u010dasu aj jenn\u00fdm z t\u00fdch najlep\u0161\u00edch barov na Slovensku a robili sa tam aj najlep\u0161\u00e9 drinky. N\u00e9 \u017ee by sa teraz nerobili, rob\u00e1 sa tam fakt dobr\u00e9 a st\u00e1le to je jeden z m\u00e1la barov, \u010fe si m\u00f3\u017ee\u0161 da\u0165 dobr\u00fd koktajl. Ale o to v\u00f3bec nejde. V\u00f3bec nejde o to, do je najlep\u0161\u00ed, ale do m\u00e1 najv\u00e1c lu\u010f\u00ed. Do m\u00e1 najlep\u0161\u00fa tr\u017ebu na konci ve\u010dera. Zas, v\u00ed\u0161, pov\u00edm ti vec. Keby som takto mav aj j\u00e1 mysle\u0165, tak by som otvorev kr\u010dmu. Nal\u00edva\u0165 lacn\u00e9 p\u00e1len\u00e9, \u010dapuva\u0165 pivo a neha\u0165 hra\u0165 \u017eiv\u00e9 pesni\u010dky a k\u00fapi\u0165 najlacnej\u0161\u00e9 poh\u00e1re, nestara\u0165 sa, \u010di je tam nah\u00falen\u00e9, alebo \u0148\u00e9 a \u010di sa person\u00e1l usm\u00edva, alebo obsluhuje s odut\u00fa hubu ve vy\u0165ahan\u00fdch tri\u010dk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n
J\u00e1 si to za\u0165\u00e1l nev\u00edm v\u00f3bec predstavi\u0165, \u017ee by sa u m\u0148a faj\u010dilo. Ne\u0148i som u\u017e na to zvyknut\u00fd, robi\u0165 v takom smrade. V Paladiu, ani v Paparazzi, \u010fe som robev poslenn\u00e9 roky sa u\u017e dlho nefaj\u010d\u00ed. Odkedy Fico schv\u00e1lev \u00a0ten primit\u00edvny z\u00e1kon. O \u010do im ide? Ide im o to, aby osobe, ker\u00e1 nefaj\u010d\u00ed nikdo nef\u00fakav dym do huby, ke\u010f s\u0148u bude pre\u017e\u00fava\u0165 jello, ne? Pre\u010do je potom mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee ke\u010f to jello nesprav\u00edm v mojej barovej kuchyni, ale ho k\u00fapim zabalen\u00e9, odbal\u00edm ho, \u0161lahnem ho na tan\u00edr a zanesem mu ho, tak potom u\u017e mu f\u00faka\u0165 ten smradlav\u00fd dym do huby M\u00d3\u017dE? JAK TO \u017dE SA KURVA NIKDO T\u00ddMTO NEZMYSLOM NEZAOBER\u00c1???!!!! \u00a0\u0160ak to u\u017e zme fakt debiln\u00e9 st\u00e1do sprost\u00fdch primit\u00edvov? Jak m\u00f3\u017ee ma\u0165 jeden bar, \u010do nestoj\u00ed za to, aby som tam minuv \u00a05 kor\u00fan, v\u00fdhodu pred barom, \u010fe rob\u00e1 dobr\u00e9 koktajle, person\u00e1l sa usm\u00edva a beh\u00e1 jak s nasolen\u00fa ri\u0165u, len aby v\u00e1m spl\u0148ev aj nemo\u017en\u00e9? A \u017ee lu\u010fom je to \u00faplne jenno? D\u00f3le\u017eitej\u0161\u00e9 je chodi\u0165 tam, kde im dovol\u00e1, aby si \u0161kodili sami sebe? Jasn\u00e9 apinko, \u017ee je to ich vec. J\u00e1 ich za to neodsudzujem, ale pre\u010do ich v tom ten Fico podporuje, pre\u010do im rob\u00ed takto zle? To u\u017e nesta\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee sa v tom bare opij\u00fa, on im tam e\u0161te aj dovol\u00ed faj\u010di\u0165, ale ke\u010f im s\u0165e da\u0165 volado aj jes\u0165 fajnov\u00e9 dom\u00e1ce jello, aby im na druh\u00fd de\u0148 nebolo zle, tak u\u017e faj\u010di\u0165 nem\u00f3\u017eu, tak \u017ee by v tom bare ani neboli? No ch\u00e1pe\u0161 toto? \u0160ak to u\u017e \u010fe sme?
\nA chu\u010f\u00e1k ponnikatel. M\u00e1 tu kr\u00edzu, zvy\u0161uj\u00fa sa odvody a dane, lu\u010f\u00e1 menej cho\u010f\u00e1 ven, menej pij\u00fa, a e\u0161te mu aj nezmyseln\u00fd z\u00e1kon zebere host\u00ed. V Lond\u00fdne aj v Tal\u00e1nsku to funguje. Jak hovor\u00ed jeden \u010fal\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1d: Tali\u00e1ni faj\u010dili volakedy aj v obchodoch s top\u00e1nkami! A \u010dil norm\u00e1lne \u017eij\u00fa aj bez cigarety ke k\u00e1ve.<\/p>\n
J\u00e1 sa \u010dil m\u00f3\u017eem rozhonn\u00fa\u0165, \u010di budem faj\u010di\u0165, alebo n\u00e9. Pov\u00edm to otvorene, minuv som dos\u0165 pe\u0148az\u00ed, aby to dobre vyzeralo, aby sme nal\u00edvali do pekn\u00fdch poh\u00e1rov, aby sme robili s pekn\u00fdmi \u0161ejkr\u00e1mi, aby bolo pekne o\u010du\u0165 muziku a klav\u00edr. Aby to bolo prostred\u00ed, ker\u00e9 m\u00e1m ja r\u00e1d a s\u0165em to da\u0165 svojim hos\u0165om. Aby sa tam c\u00edtili dobre, jak v naozastnej kav\u00e1rni, \u010di bare, jak keby boli volade v Mn\u00edchove, Berl\u00edne, \u010di Par\u00ed\u017ei. S\u0165em don\u00e9s\u0165 k\u00fasek velkomesta. Aby s\u0165e ma ale dobre pochopili. Ceny ostan\u00fa nitr\u00e1nske. Lebo jeden u\u017e vypr\u00e1vav, \u017ee nev\u00ed, jak my pre\u017eijeme s t\u00fdma cen\u00e1ma. S jak\u00fdma cen\u00e1ma? Odk\u00e1l to ten \u010d\u00e1vo v\u00ed? \u0160ak e\u0161te nem\u00e1me ani l\u00edstek vytla\u010den\u00fd. \u0160ak ale to je typick\u00e9 u n\u00e1s. Vypr\u00e1va\u0165 na druh\u00fdch. Ale aj tak to tu l\u00fabim. J\u00e1 vypr\u00e1va\u0165 nebudem. Budem v\u00e1c robi\u0165 a sem tam vola\u010do p\u00edsa\u0165.
\nJ\u00e1j, skoro som zabudov, \u017ee o \u010dom som p\u00edsav. No, \u017ee som minuv na moje pomery dos\u0165 l\u00f3vov, a \u017ee u\u017e neostalo na fajnov\u00e9 ods\u00e1van\u00ed. Klimatiz\u00e1cia je, tak \u017ee nebude teplo. Ale ke\u010f sa bude faj\u010di\u0165, tak bude smrad. Zase ale som si skoro ist\u00fd, \u017ee keby sa faj\u010dilo, tak do okt\u00f3bra na to ods\u00e1van\u00ed zarob\u00edm. Lebo o\u010d\u00favaj ma sem, pov\u00edm ti vec: pok\u00e1l bude tento nezmyseln\u00fd z\u00e1kon existuva\u0165, tak dotedy bud\u00fa pln\u00e9 aj tak\u00e9 bary \u010do nestoj\u00e1 za ni\u010d. A ten m\u00f3j by bov t\u00e9\u017e. Tak j\u00e1, \u00a0zak\u00e1l otvor\u00edm dvere, tak a mus\u00edm rozhonn\u00fa\u0165…
\nDr\u017ete palce. Alebo d\u00f3jdite na drink.<\/p>\n
Posted by: Lubo\u0161 R\u00e1cz<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n “O\u010d\u00favaj ma sem, pov\u00edm ti vec”, hovor\u00ed mi jeden dobr\u00fd kamar\u00e1d. Ty mus\u00ed\u0161 v tvojom bare faj\u010di\u0165! Mus\u00ed\u0161 da\u0165 lu\u010fom, \u010do s\u0165\u00fa! Ke\u010f s\u0165\u00fa faj\u010di\u0165, tak nech faj\u010d\u00e1 aj dve naraz! Tento m\u00f3j kamar\u00e1d v\u00ed, o \u010dom hovor\u00ed. S\u00e1m je dlhoro\u010dn\u00fd majitel ponniku, \u010fe najv\u00e1c cho\u010f\u00e1 lu\u010f\u00e1 u n\u00e1s v Nitre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":779,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions\/779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}