{"id":798,"date":"2012-09-15T19:47:47","date_gmt":"2012-09-15T19:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/?p=798"},"modified":"2012-09-19T13:40:39","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T13:40:39","slug":"moja-fikcia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/moja-fikcia\/","title":{"rendered":"MOJA FIKCIA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tento \u010dl\u00e1nok u\u017e m\u00e1m rozp\u00edsan\u00fd takmer mesiac. Podnetom na nap\u00edsanie fikt\u00edvnej poviedky bol rozhovor v novin\u00e1ch so zn\u00e1mym a re\u0161pektovan\u00fdm hudobn\u00edkom Andrejom \u0160ebanom, ktor\u00fd ho prirovn\u00e1val k marihuane.
\nNeby\u0165 udalost\u00ed v \u010ceskej republike<\/a>, asi by som ho nikdy ani nezverejnil, ale ke\u010f \u017ee z \u010dasti zapad\u00e1 do aktu\u00e1lnej t\u00e9my, tak ho nenech\u00e1vam v \u0161ufl\u00edku:<\/p>\n

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Niektor\u00ed \u013eudia, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 t\u00ed z umeleck\u00fdch kruhov prirovn\u00e1vaj\u00fa marihuanu – teda rozumejte tr\u00e1vu k alkoholu. Teda \u010do sa t\u00fdka jej legaliz\u00e1cie. Alkohol je podobn\u00e1 droga a je povolen\u00e1, tr\u00e1va nie. Dovolil som si teda nap\u00edsa\u0165 kr\u00e1tky fitk\u00edvny pr\u00edbeh, ktor\u00fd\u00a0<\/em>by mohol by\u0165 n\u00e1vodom, ako dosta\u0165 konzum\u00e1ciu alkoholu aspo\u0148 pod \u010diasto\u010dn\u00fa kontrolu v podnikoch verejn\u00e9ho\u00a0stravovania\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/del>pitia.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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Chlap\u00edk, m\u00e1 okolo 35 rokov sa vracia z pr\u00e1ce domov. \u017div\u00ed sa programovan\u00edm r\u00f4znych informa\u010dn\u00fdch technol\u00f3gi\u00ed a niekedy nap\u00ed\u0161e nejak\u00fd dobr\u00fd text\u00edk susedovi pesni\u010dk\u00e1rovi. To umeleck\u00e9 c\u00edtenie v \u0148om drieme, ale zatia\u013e sa e\u0161te neprebudilo. Alebo ho chlap\u00edk schv\u00e1lne nech\u00e1va niekde v \u00fastran\u00ed, preto \u017ee jeho robota mu zarob\u00ed mieko\u013ekon\u00e1sobne viac pe\u0148az\u00ed, ako text\u00edk. Zastav\u00ed sa, tak ako ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148, v samoobsluhe v mieste svojho bydliska, k\u00fapi si taliansku \u0161unku, dobr\u00e9 olivy, \u010derstv\u00fd celozrnn\u00fd chlieb. K n\u00e1kupu \u00a0sa tak ako v\u017edy na v\u00edkend chyst\u00e1 pribali\u0165 f\u013ea\u0161u svojej ob\u013e\u00fabenej whisky. \u0160k\u00f3tskej, \u010do spala 12 rokov v sude.\u00a0 Ale prech\u00e1dza pln\u00e9 reg\u00e1ly a nem\u00f4\u017ee t\u00fa svoju whisky n\u00e1js\u0165! \u010co svoju whisky, on nem\u00f4\u017ee n\u00e1js\u0165 v\u00f4bec \u017eiadnu whisky. Ako tak pozer\u00e1, tak zmizol z predajne aj gin, vodka, dokonca aj lacn\u00e1 borovi\u010dka! Zmizol cel\u00fd reg\u00e1l s alkoholom! Na\u0161iel v\u00edno, ale to on pova\u017euje za nie\u010do, \u010do sa m\u00f4\u017ee pi\u0165 iba k jedlu a aj to cez de\u0148, ale ho nepije, lebo po \u0148om v\u017edy za po\u010d\u00edta\u010dom takmer zasp\u00ed. Podr\u00e1\u017edene schmatne za plece prv\u00fa predava\u010dku, a p\u00fdta sa jej, kam ulo\u017eili v\u0161etky f\u013ea\u0161e.<\/p>\n

“\u010co vy ne\u010d\u00edtate noviny? Od dnes je predaj alkoholu zak\u00e1zan\u00fd!” osekne podr\u00e1\u017eden\u00e1 predava\u010dka
\n“Ako\u017ee ZAK\u00c1ZAN\u00dd??? ”
\n“No norm\u00e1lne je zak\u00e1zan\u00fd. Alkohol sa od dnes m\u00f4\u017ee pred\u00e1va\u0165 iba v baroch!”
\n“V baroch? to \u010do je za blbos\u0165?”
\n“No ja neviem, tak som po\u010dula od ved\u00facej” uzatv\u00e1ra debatu spoten\u00e1 predava\u010dka.<\/p>\n

Chlap\u00edk podr\u00e1\u017edene zaplat\u00ed, sadne do auta a u\u017e v Ipade za\u010dne vyh\u013ead\u00e1va\u0165 inform\u00e1cie o novom nezmyselnom nariaden\u00ed. T\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 bol zavret\u00fd v kancel\u00e1rii, o\u010di u\u017e m\u00e1 vyp\u00falen\u00e9 od roboty, vy\u0161t\u00edpan\u00e9 od svetla obrazovky. Tak sa chcel pri dobrej muzike, ktor\u00fd si v\u017edy p\u00fa\u0161\u0165a na svojej Bang and Olufsen ultra hifi digit\u00e1lnej s\u00fastave uvo\u013eni\u0165.
\n“Toto nie je mo\u017en\u00e9” Alkohol \u017ee je droga?
\nE\u0161te tak marihuana, koka\u00edn, a in\u00e9 svinstv\u00e1, to \u00e1no. Ale chlast?” mrmle si pre seba.
\n\u00c1no, vedel o tom, \u017ee alkohol je n\u00e1vykov\u00fd, \u017ee sp\u00f4sobuje smr\u0165, rozvracia rodiny, sp\u00f4sobuje \u010dloveku psychick\u00fd a fyzick\u00fd \u00fapadok. Ale to sa predsa jeho, \u010dloveku s\u00a0kontrolovan\u00fdm a v\u00e1\u017ene nepravideln\u00fdm po\u017e\u00edvan\u00edm alkoholick\u00fdch n\u00e1pojov, net\u00fdkalo.
\nCez Google na\u0161iel \u010dl\u00e1nok o silnom tlaku lobistick\u00fdch skup\u00edn legalizova\u0165 marihuanu \u00a0a z\u00e1rove\u0148 o snahe postavi\u0165 alkohol mimo z\u00e1kon. Na\u0161iel \u010fal\u0161ie a \u010fal\u0161ie, ktor\u00e9 zase boli p\u00edsan\u00e9 pod vplyvom siln\u00fdch dom\u00e1cich alkoholov\u00fdch hr\u00e1\u010dov.
\nDopracoval sa aj k \u00a0vyhl\u00e1seniu \u00a0Ministerstva ochrany \u013eudu, ktor\u00e9 db\u00e1 na zdravie a blahobyt ob\u010danov:<\/p>\n

“Od 5.5. 2015 sa alkohol povo\u013euje pred\u00e1va\u0165 iba \u0161peci\u00e1lne vy\u0161kolen\u00fdm pracovn\u00edkom pohostinstiev, ktor\u00fdm bude ude\u013eovan\u00e1 \u0161peci\u00e1lna licencia na kvalifikovan\u00fd predaj alkoholu, ude\u013eovan\u00e9 priamo Ministerstvom ochrany \u013eudu. \u00a0Licencie bud\u00fa rozdelen\u00e9 do dvoch skup\u00edn, opr\u00e1v\u0148uj\u00face predaj v\u00fd\u010dapn\u00fdch liehov\u00edn a liehov\u00edn pr\u00e9miov\u00e9ho segmentu. Navz\u00e1jom sa licencie nesm\u00fa kombinova\u0165. Ka\u017ed\u00fd kvalifikovan\u00fd pracovn\u00edk bude musie\u0165 ovl\u00e1da\u0165 zlo\u017eenie alkoholick\u00fdch v\u00fdrobkov, jeho presn\u00fd obsah alkoholu a v\u00fdrobn\u00e9 postupy, krajinu p\u00f4vodu a p\u00f4vod surov\u00edn pou\u017eit\u00fdch pri v\u00fdrobe. V pohostinstv\u00e1ch pr\u00e9miov\u00e9ho segmentu bude taktie\u017e musie\u0165 ovl\u00e1da\u0165 etiketu, mus\u00ed by\u0165 vyu\u010den\u00fd v gastronomickom obore, bude sk\u00fa\u0161an\u00fd zo v\u0161eobecn\u00e9ho preh\u013eadu.
\nPrev\u00e1dzky bud\u00fa povinne vybaven\u00e9 testerami, ktor\u00e9 bude kvalifikovan\u00fd person\u00e1l povinne d\u00e1va\u0165 hos\u0165om, ktor\u00ed prejavuj\u00fa presne stanoven\u00e9 znaky opilosti a v pr\u00edpade prekro\u010denia 1.0 promile v krvi u\u017e nebud\u00fa opr\u00e1vnen\u00ed takto podnapil\u00e9mu hos\u0165ovi poda\u0165 \u017eiadny \u010fal\u0161\u00ed alkohol. Za ak\u00e9ko\u013evek poru\u0161enie uveden\u00fdch nariaden\u00ed hroz\u00ed okam\u017eit\u00e1 strata licencie na predaj alkoholu.
\nVyhl\u00e1\u0161ka pokra\u010duje \u010fal\u0161\u00edmi odborn\u00fdmi nezmyslami, ktor\u00e9 sa chlap\u00edkovi po chv\u00edli prestalo chcie\u0165 \u010d\u00edta\u0165. Podr\u00e1\u017eden\u00fd ide domov. Cestou sa trochu ukludn\u00ed, doma vylo\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1kup, urob\u00ed si ve\u010deru a vylo\u017e\u00ed nohy na st\u00f4l. Po chv\u00edli s nechu\u0165ou vstane, pomaly sa presunie do k\u00fape\u013ene, d\u00e1 kr\u00e1tku sprchu, oble\u010die si \u010dist\u00fa ko\u0161e\u013eu, nohavice. Nevie ani pre\u010do, m\u00e1 jednoducho chu\u0165 vyzera\u0165 dobre, hod\u00ed si do krku hodv\u00e1bnu \u0161atku, \u010do mu darovala b\u00fdval\u00e1 man\u017eelka. Zavol\u00e1 tax\u00edk, schmatne sako a vyr\u00e1\u017ea. S\u00e1m ani nevie, pre\u010do. V\u00f4bec sa mu nechce, mohol by k\u013eudne zosta\u0165 doma, ale t\u00e1 chu\u0165 na poh\u00e1r dobrej whisky je neodolate\u013en\u00e1. S\u00e1m sebe sa \u010duduje, nikdy e\u0161te nemal v\u00e4\u010d\u0161iu chu\u0165 zapi\u0165 n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 poh\u00e1rikom.
\nKe\u010f u\u017e teda m\u00e1 is\u0165 po dlh\u00fdch rokoch kone\u010dne do baru, tak by chcel do toho najlep\u0161ieho. Nech\u00e1 si ho doporu\u010di\u0165 znal\u00fdm taxik\u00e1rom.
\nTakmer si nev\u0161imol nen\u00e1padn\u00fd vchod. Vst\u00fapi… Prv\u00fd dojem je o\u010daruj\u00faci. Akur\u00e1tne polo\u0161ero, plno \u013eud\u00ed a v\u00edta ho vysmiaty elegantn\u00fd p\u00e1n, usadzuje k baru.
\nChlap\u00edk sa rozhliada a za\u010d\u00edna si vychutn\u00e1va\u0165 jedine\u010dn\u00fa atmosf\u00e9ru…<\/p>\n

Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee nem\u00e1 zmysel \u010falej p\u00edsa\u0165. T\u00fa atmosf\u00e9ru treba za\u017ei\u0165. Ak neviete, kam m\u00e1te vo svojom meste \u00eds\u0165, aby ste mali ten najlep\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitok, sp\u00fdtajte sa ma. R\u00e1d porad\u00edm..;)<\/p>\n

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Tento \u010dl\u00e1nok u\u017e m\u00e1m rozp\u00edsan\u00fd takmer mesiac. Podnetom na nap\u00edsanie fikt\u00edvnej poviedky bol rozhovor v novin\u00e1ch so zn\u00e1mym a re\u0161pektovan\u00fdm hudobn\u00edkom Andrejom \u0160ebanom, ktor\u00fd ho prirovn\u00e1val k marihuane. Neby\u0165 udalost\u00ed v \u010ceskej republike, asi by som ho nikdy ani nezverejnil, ale ke\u010f \u017ee z \u010dasti zapad\u00e1 do aktu\u00e1lnej t\u00e9my, tak ho nenech\u00e1vam v \u0161ufl\u00edku:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[13,33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":858,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barkultur.sk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}